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Something beautiful happened this morning in Washington, DC. President Obama and Mitt Romney put partisan politics aside and got married.

“I am still in shock,” Barack’s former wife Michelle told OMGG.com. “I can’t believe Mitt finally changed his closed-minded way of thinking.”

Once Obama’s political rival, Romney saw how much public support the president was receiving since announcing that he supports gay marriage.

“The only chance I have to win in November is to get young voters on my side,” The GOP nominee explained. “And hey, even if I don’t win, being the new First Lady is nothing to sneeze at!”

Mitt Romney claims he doesn’t recall picking on a homosexual student in high school, so OMGG.com decided to refresh his memory.

Our team of investigators uncovered a photo of the presidential candidate at Cranbrook, an elite all-boys preparatory school in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan.

The picture shows the then 17-year old dunking gay classmate Harry Winterbottom into a commode, something he was apparently famous for back in the 60s.

“Whenever Mitt found out someone was gay, he would have a hard time deciding whether to give him a swirly or a titty twister,” said fellow Cranbrook student Matt Schnedder. “He always seemed to flip-flop on which bullying technique to use.”

Barack Obama came out in support of gay marriage on Tuesday, but it was Mitt Romney who grabbed the headlines with a controversial announcement of his own.

Speaking at a campaign event in Oklahoma City, the GOP candidate admitted he supports bestiality, as long as it’s consensual.

OMGG.com caught up with the former Massachusetts governor, who told us he still believes that marriage should only be a relationship between a man and a woman.

“The thought of two men making out makes me want to vomit,” Romney told us. “But I see nothing wrong with a man having intercourse with an animal…as long as the beast in question is female.”

Mitt Romney’s openly gay foreign policy spokesman, Richard Grenell, was fired for being in bed with the enemy. Literally.

Romney was said to be furious upon catching his trusted advisor making love to former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum in his Marriott suite Monday morning.

Grenell, who had been hired to help Romney with both foreign affairs and his outdated wardrobe, says he and Santorum fell in love at a GOP mixer back in February.

“Pundits say Rick is too conservative, but he certainly isn’t in the sack,” Grenell told OMGG.com. “He often jokes that the only thing he wants to see aborted is my underwear.”

While talking about Osama bin Laden in 2007, Mitt Romney said that “it’s not worth moving heaven and earth…to catch one person.”

On the one-year anniversary of the raid that killed the terrorist leader, Romney claims he knew all along that bin Laden was hiding in that mansion in Abbotabad, Pakistan.

Romney told OMGG.com that President Obama is unfairly using the al-Qaeda leader’s death as “a cheap political ploy” to gain support for his re-election bid in November.

“I think it’s crazy that everyone is giving the president so much credit for finding bin Laden,” Romney said. “Had I known everyone hated the guy so much I would’ve captured him myself.”