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After photos of Khloe Kardashian without makeup exposed just how appalling the reality star truly is this week, our fans began clamoring for pics of other celebs sans war paint.

We’re happy to oblige, starting with renowned beauty Gwyneth Paltrow.

OMGG.com photographers recently spotted the actress at a Walmart ‘Black Friday’ sale, looking less than lovely without her caked-on concealer.

“Chris (Martin) told me that Gwyneth only tarts herself up for red carpets nowadays,” said Coldplay drummer Will Champion. “Why else do you think we’d tour so much?”

Renowned idiot Kourtney Kardashian is sporting a baby bump again.

“Last time I got pregnant, a little kid came out of my vagina!” the 32-year old exclaimed yesterday. “I’m really hoping that doesn’t happen this time.”

Kardashian, who told OMGG.com she plans to “drink a lot and hope for the best” over the next nine months, is turning to her fans to learn more about how childbirth works.

“Kim tried to explain it to me, but I wasn’t getting it,” admitted Kardashian. “She lost me right before all the stork delivery stuff.”

Forced to file for bankruptcy yesterday, American Airlines announced new cost-cutting initiatives today that should have them back in the red by early 2013.

OMGG.com investigators have uncovered a secret intraoffice memo detailing the fledging airline’s proposed Chapter 11 budget:

If there’s one thing Kim Kardashian loves, it’s attention.

She created quite a stir after the premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York showed her participating in a nude yoga class.

The 31-year old socialite announced today that she has plans to take it up a notch to boost ratings.

“Now that I’m not married, I can exercise the way I want,” the air-headed entrepreneur told OMGG.com. “I’m going to participate in the world’s first televised yoga orgy next week.”

When Dean McDermott accidentally tweeted a topless photo of his wife Tori Spelling, he was initially devastated.

“Two weeks later, it turned out to be the greatest thing I’ve ever done,” admitted McDermott. “Every time I Google myself there are literally hundreds of new articles about me.”

The actor told OMGG.com that in the future, he plans on exploiting more than just his wife’s body.

“If a pic of Tori’s saggy breasts can make me relevant again, imagine what’ll happen when I tweet a pic of my nutsack,” said the giddy 45-year old.