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The new issue of People magazine features reality star Honey Boo Boo on the cover as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman.

The Toddlers in Tiaras breakout star (real name: Alana Thompson), known for her love of junk food and pet pig named “Glitzy,” told OMGG.com that it’s “about time” the honor was bestowed upon her.

Honey Boo Boo’s new show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, recently premiered on TLC and featured the flawless six-year old flaunting her physique in “Daisy Dukes” and cut-off shirts.

“For the first time in our magazine’s history, the voting was unanimous this year,” noted People’s editor Jenny Sandusky. “Honey Boo Boo might be young, but she has some serious redneck sex appeal.”

Justin Bieber, who recently criticized Prince William for his receding hairline, apparently wasn’t through bullying the Royal Family.

“If I had ears like Prince Charles, I’d wear a bag over my head,” the Biebs tweeted this morning. “And what’s up with that old ass queen?”

The 18-year old pop star went on to mock Kate Middleton’s teeth and the entire family’s posh British accent.

“The only thing I respect about that family is their swag,” said the physically perfect singer. “And of course, Prince Harry. I’d eat bangers and mash off that ginger’s perfectly sculpted abs.”

It looks like Michael Phelps is going for another gold medal digger!

The world’s most decorated swimmer has been seeing model Megan Rossee, a woman who couldn’t be more out of his league (looks-wise) if she tried.

But there wasn’t any proof the 25-year old beauty was looking for anything but love until recently, when OMGG.com discovered her dark dating past.

“Mr. Phelps better be careful,” warned Emil Zátopek, a 90-year old Czech runner who took home three golds in the 1952 Summer Games. “Megan and I hooked up one night in 2009, and both she and my medals were gone the following morning.”

NASA’s rover Curiosity touched down on Mars early Monday after a picture-perfect descent, leading to cheers from space enthusiasts and random nerds across the globe.

But according to OMGG.com scientists, the $2.5 billion craft was discovered by extraterrestrials just days after landing safely.

The ambitious planetary mission is now teaching scientists a lot about Martian behavior, as spacemen are using the vehicle to explore the planet, drive their kids to school and pick up chicks.

“Our cameras inside the rover are functioning properly, so we’re learning a lot,” said NASA engineer Eric Stough. “In fact, this morning we caught two aliens making love in Curiosity’s backseat.”

Ted Nugent has gone from Damn Yankee to damned detainee.

The has-been rocker, who famously stated at an NRA convention that if President Obama is re-elected he’ll “either be dead or in jail,” was shipped off to Guantanamo Bay this morning.

The mentally unstable guitarist, who has blasted the president’s administration as “vile,” “evil” and “America-hating,” says he’s actually looking forward to serving his time.

“If Obama thinks I’m afraid of a little prison, he’s crazy,” the 63-year old conservative told OMGG.com. “As long as there ain’t no foreigners in there, ‘The Nuge’ is gonna be just fine.”