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On Monday, the hosts of The Talk filmed an episode of their daytime talk show with no makeup on.

Sadly, the show was canceled 24 hours later.

“People actually tuned in at first,” explained CBS executive Rose Hilton. “But we discovered it was just because viewers mistook Sharon Osbourne for Clint Eastwood.”

After weeks of being wooed, OMGG.com has learned that Kristen Stewart agreed to a dinner date with James Franco last night.

Sadly, while the 34-year old was in the bathroom, the trampire gave her happily-married waiter a handjob.

The actor says that although he’s heartbroken, he’s ready to move on with the help of K-Stew’s ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson.

“Rob gave me some amazing advice, words of wisdom I’ll never forget,” Franco told us. “He said, ‘When life hands you lemons, go sleep with one of your 19-year old groupies’.”

His sexuality has been under the microscope for years, but Ryan Reynolds was hoping all the gay rumors would go away when he walked down the aisle with actress Blake Lively.

“Not every man in showbusiness is gay,” said the 35-year old. “For every Nathan Lane and Ricky Martin, there are straight guys like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.”

Reynolds’ beautiful bride confirmed today that her hot new hubby is, in fact, into women.

“We have amazing chemistry in the bedroom,” Lively told OMGG.com. “And I’ve seen all his movies, so I know he’s not a good enough actor to fake it.”

After Chris Brown had ex-girlfriend Rihanna’s likeness inked on his neck last week, people called it the “dumbest tattoo of all time.”

Clearly, the public had underestimated the R&B singer’s stupidity.

OMGG.com has learned that this morning, the 23-year old had the face of rival crooner Drake permanently scrawled on his left side, just below his jawline.

“I won’t stop until every inch of my neck is covered in people I beat up,” Brown explained. “I’m leaving the area around my Adam’s apple untouched for now, reserving that for my accountant’s face after I go bankrupt in three years.”

Photos of Joe Biden cozying up to a female biker at an Ohio diner raised a few eyebrows over the weekend, but no one could’ve predicted the silver-haired vice president’s next move.

“I’m tendering my resignation to hit the open road,” Biden announced via Twitter. “Politics are a young man’s game, and Paul Ryan is just too handsome of an adversary.”

The 69-year old told OMGG.com he’s hopeful that joining a motorcycle gang will help shed the “good guy” image that’s followed him throughout his career.

“I got inked this morning to show how committed I am to the ‘New Joe’,” Biden told us. “I’d like to see someone try to push around a man with a butterfly on his ankle.”