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Just days after Lindsay Lohan complained via Twitter that Amanda Bynes hadn’t been jailed for her multiple hit-and-runs, LiLo was arrested for ramming a pedestrian with her car in New York City.

“Karma’s a bitch…kind of like Lindsay,” Bynes told OMGG.com in an exclusive interview. “She’s nuts if she thinks I’ll ever end up in jail.”

Sadly, the former Nickelodeon star was imprisoned just 15 minutes later for driving her Ford Fusion into an elementary school.

“Amanda’s going to regret all her trash talking next time she uses the exercise yard,” Lohan tweeted this afternoon. “I just gave (fellow inmate) Shaun White a dime bag to take her out with a toothbrush shiv.”

On Live with Kelly & Michael Tuesday, the Romneys said the majority of their arguments are over who controls the household remote.

“We’re both big television fans, but our tastes in shows couldn’t be more different,” Ann told the hosts. “I enjoy Modern Family, but Mitt isn’t a fan of what he calls the show’s ‘gay agenda’.”

The Republican presidential candidate admitted that while he’s never really understood comedy, a certain reality show has become a guilty pleasure.

“My friends and I get together every Wednesday and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” said the 65-year old. “We get a kick out of sipping scotch while checking out how the other 47% of Americans live.”

With all the hoopla surrounding her recent topless photos, Kate Middleton needed a vacation.

“I took her to Washington, DC last night, where we met up with our good friends Barack and Michelle,” Prince William announced on his Facebook page. “We enjoy traveling to the U.S. occasionally, just to get away from the paparazzi.”

Unfortunately, OMGG.com learned that things got heated between Middleton and Mrs. Obama today when the 30-year old showed up to a White House luncheon without her shirt on.

“That might fly in the South of France, but she was setting a terrible example for Malia and Sasha,” the First Lady told us. “That sort of behavior hasn’t been appropriate since Bill Clinton left office over 10 years ago.”

It appears that Kate Middleton isn’t the only mynx in the monarchy.

OMGG.com has learned that French paparazzi also snapped topless photos of Queen Elizabeth last week while she vacationed in the South of France.

Closer magazine, the tabloid that caused a stir by publishing Middleton’s Girls Gone Wild moment, was ordered not to circulate images of the head of the Commonwealth of Nations’ “royal rack.”

“A 2007 amendment to the constitution of the United Kingdom dictates how this great country is governed,” ruled Judge Colin Hornett of the London High Court. “That statute states that nude photos of any woman older than Helen Mirren is a clear violation of British law.”

Lady Gaga debuted her new perfume at New York’s Guggenheim Museum last week, and so far the reviews stink.

“After spraying on a sample, I can see why she mostly attracts gay men,” said Christine Cinnamon, who attended the launch of the Fame fragrance. “It kind of smells a bit like that meat dress she wore to the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards.”

The “scent event” was a typical Gaga publicity spectacle, culminating with the 26-year old getting an impromptu tattoo of fellow superstar Rihanna, who was in attendance to support her close friend.

“Right after I got it done, my assistant informed me Chris Brown did the same thing last week,” said the Poker Face singer, who prides herself on being original. “In a million years, I never would’ve imagined getting a neck tattoo would be something I’d regret.”