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Lindsay Lohan was back in court this morning for violating her probation, and Judge Stephanie Sautner seemed disappointed and angry with the former child actress.

The judge set a hearing for November 2nd that will determine if Lindsay goes back to jail, but it doesn’t look good for the freckly 25-year old.

OMGG.com caught up with the handcuffed Lohan as she was leaving the courtroom, who seemed strangely relieved with the way things went.

“To be honest, I’ve missed my old cellmates terribly…especially Stabby and One-Eyed Marge,” confessed Lohan. “Ladies, if you’re reading this, it looks like mama’s coming home!”

George Clooney brought girlfriend Stacy Keibler to the French premiere of The Ides of March Tuesday night, and according to sources, she left quite an impression.

To the crowd’s delight, the 32-year old former wrestler accidentally exposed her breasts as she strolled down the red carpet, garnering applause from the waiting paparazzi.

“I’ve got to be honest,” said Ides co-star Ryan Gosling. “The show Stacy put on out there ended up being a lot better than the movie.”

When asked about his date’s wardrobe malfunction, Clooney told OMGG.com that he’d feel uncomfortable about the whole thing if he didn’t already have a 28-year old model lined up to replace her.

When Shia LaBeouf showed up to the set of his new film The Company You Keep with a swollen left eye, director Robert Redford demanded answers.

“He claimed he’d been beaten by enemy robots,” Redford told OMGG.com. “Unfortunately, he isn’t a good enough actor to pull off a tale of that magnitude.”

The truth was revealed today when TMZ uncovered a video of LaBeouf getting his butt kicked outside a Vancouver bar by an angry patron.

“I saw the whole altercation, Shia definitely deserved it,” an eyewitness recounted. “Not for anything he said or did that night, but for being the Jar Jar Binks of the now-ruined Indiana Jones franchise.”

Angus T. Jones, better known as the adorably chubby Jake Harper on the CBS hit show Two and a Half Men, admitted to OMGG.com that he slept with celebritramp Sara Leal last night.

“She felt rejected by Ashton (Kutcher),” recalled Jones. “I saw it as the perfect opportunity to get me some ‘Grade A, low self-esteem groupie ass’.”

Leal, whose one-night stand with Kutcher made her last week’s tabloid covergirl, took Jones to a hotel suite where she got topless in the jacuzzi — similar to the way his co-star was seduced just weeks prior.

“The whole thing is just so offensive,” said a dejected Jon Cryer. “I mean, how come she still hasn’t tried to have sex with me?”

Attorneys for Domino’s Pizza announced this morning that the company plans to sue Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain over his 9-9-9 tax plan.

“This is a blatant rip-off of our 5-5-5 deal,” said Domino’s Marketing Chief Ryan Niemiller. “He’s just replaced the three medium, one-topping pizzas with some tax mumbo jumbo.”

MSNBC’s Mark Halperin says that he doesn’t believe Cain, a former Godfather’s Pizza CEO, would base the crux of his campaign around a chain like Domino’s.

“If anything, I’d say Herman is a lot like Sbarro,” pointed out the political analyst. “He’s dry, bland and people will never admit they support him.”