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Penn State head coach Joe Paterno was ousted amid a sex scandal that rocked the university and the nation.

Unfortunately, he showed up for practice this morning and had to be escorted off the field.

“I don’t understand why they won’t let me do my job,” said Paterno. “I’m going to write an angry letter to someone, that’s for sure.”

OMGG.com caught up with the 84-year old this afternoon at his home in State College, Pennsylvania hoping for an interview, but he just shook his fist at us and insisted we get off his lawn.

Justin Bieber went on Maury yesterday to take a paternity test, hoping to prove he never slept with Mariah Yeater.

An audience full of Beliebers cheered wildly after Povich stood up and read, “Justin…you are NOT the father!”

Their joy was short-lived, unfortunately, as there was a shocking twist — the DNA revealed that Justin was actually Justine.

“I was afraid I might be dating a little girl,” Selena Gomez told OMGG.com. “I mean, no post-pubescent man could ever hit those notes he can sing with ease.”

Tragedy struck just days after Michelle Duggar told People magazine she was pregnant with her 20th child.

The 19 Kids and Counting star’s uterus spontaneously combusted while visiting her Ob/gyn last night.

Duggar’s doc was still in shock this morning.

“I’ve been delivering babies for 33 years, and I’ve never seen anything like it,” obstetrician Keller Wortham told OMGG.com. “It literally just exploded.”

It’s been reported that several provocative parts were cut from the latest Twilight film in order to avoid an R-rating.

OMGG.com released a photo from one of those Breaking Dawn sex scenes last week, and we just got our hands on this shocking second image.

Rumors are swirling that Kate Middleton is pregnant, which got us thinking. What would the spawn of Prince William look like?

OMGG.com’s genetics team got together with NASA imaging experts to create a lifelike depiction of the little royal bundle of joy, and…

Yikes, that’s one monstrous monarch!