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Seventy-one new women have accused Herman Cain of either an extramarital affair or sexual harassment since Wednesday, a 14% increase over last week.

Just 15 days ago, Cain appeared to be the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination, but he’s since fallen behind both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney in a recent CNN poll.

The former Godfather’s Pizza CEO, who was once called “a modern-day Ronald Reagan,” is proving to be a more like a “new-age Wilt Chamberlain.”

“I’m probably the only woman that would vote for him at this point,” said high-profile discrimination attorney Gloria Allred. “He is single-handedly keeping my law firm in business during the recession.”

Miley Cyrus celebrated turning 19 by taking hits from the birthday bong last weekend.

After the admitted stoner’s BFF Kelly Osbourne presented Cyrus with cake made from mashed up pot brownies, the Hannah Montana star allegedly held up two spliffs and yelled “Whoa man, I’m double-jointed!”

OMGG.com investigators have learned that the birthday girl was actually the first to leave her own party Saturday night.

“She suddenly got the urge to watch A Clockwork Orange,” said a witness. “But not before she got all paranoid and accused (former boyfriend) Nick Jonas of being an undercover cop.”

Loss of intimacy, lack of communication and adultery are some of the ubiquitous reasons the divorce rate hovers around 60% in the United States. But Kim Kardashian claims her marriage crumbled after just 72 days because her hubby couldn’t handle her exercise routines.

“Kris walked in on me and my nude, male yoga instructor and freaked out,” Kim admitted recently. “How else does he expect me to stay in shape?”

Kardashian, who has battled with her weight for years, says the pressure to stay thin had her trying several different fitness regimens…but her overbearing husband hated them all.

“He even yelled at me when he found out I was toning my arms by giving handjobs at the gym,” Kardashian told OMGG.com. “It’s like he wanted me to be fat.”

It’s official, former Florida Gators head coach Urban Meyer has inked a deal to lead the Ohio State football program next season. But he won’t be going alone.

Former Heisman winner Tim Tebow announced he’s leaving the NFL to reunite in Columbus with his college mentor.

“I’ll be quarterbacking the Buckeyes in 2012,” Tebow confirmed this afternoon. “I miss the old college days, when no one cared about my weak arm or inability to read a defense…it was all about winning.”

Tebow, who has miraculously led the lowly Denver Broncos to four straight victories, sadly isn’t eligible to return to college under longstanding rules.

UPDATE: OMGG.com has just learned that the NCAA Infractions Committee unanimously voted to make a one-time exception for the pious quarterback!

By Sebastian Updyke
OMGG.com Film/TV Critic
November 28, 2011

I grew up watching the Muppets on tv in the late 70s, so I was excited to introduce my adopted son Honus to the cuddly creatures at a screening of the new motion picture over the weekend.

Sadly, the film didn’t remotely resemble the sweet and funny puppet-world created by Jim Henson over 50 years ago. It was nothing more than a perverse journey into the sick mind of its writer/star Jason Segel.

It started out innocently enough, with Muppet-protagonist Kermit the Frog up to his old tricks, singing about having a crush on the “new gal in town.” But when his former love interest Miss Piggy overhears the tune, she’s overcome with anger and begins a bitter plot to get back at her old amphibious admirer.

After a disturbing self-mutilation scene, Piggy *SPOILER ALERT* rabidly binges on pork chops, smoked ham and bacon, in what has to be one of the most unsettling cannibalistic moments in cinematic history. The performance was so vexing, in fact, that my son vomited mid-way through.

The Bottom Line: Aside from the vulgar Miss Piggy scenes and Fozzie Bear’s gruesome rape, the film was both uplifting and inspiring…and the soundtrack is out-of-this-world!

Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars