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NBC’s Director of Programming Andrew Fischer admitted Tuesday that he was shocked to learn Last Call with Carson Daly hasn’t been canceled yet.

“I was under the impression that we replaced it years ago with some sort of poker program,” admitted the embarrassed executive.

Last Call has been a ratings disaster since the first episode aired nearly 10 years ago, yet it continues to air five days a week at 1:35am. So what’s the secret to its longevity?

“My show costs nothing to produce, so it’s never in danger of losing money,” explains host Carson Daly. “I haven’t even taken a salary since 2004.”

Matthew McConaughey won’t make a run for the border anytime soon.

The actor (and we use that term loosely) says Taco Bell’s “no shirt, no service” policy is discriminatory, and he’s filed a lawsuit against the fast food chain.

“Nobody tells McConaughey to put on a shirt,” said the narcissistic star of We Are Marshall.

Taco Bell spokesman Robert Zazzali called the lawsuit frivolous, pointing out that customers are welcome to use the drive-thru topless, if they prefer.

McConaughey took to his Twitter page this afternoon to respond: Drive-thru? Sorry, but if I’m eating Taco Bell I’m way too stoned to drive.

Jay-Z has decided to confront his problems head-on.

“I was tired of keeping my emotions bottled up,” the troubled superstar told OMGG.com. “I’m seeing a psychiatrist, and he’s been helping me cope with all the difficult things life throws my way.”

The distraught rapper, whose issues range from premature ejaculation to an all-encompassing fear of crowds, says his wife has been supportive of his decision to finally seek help.

“Beyonce drops me off at Dr. Schwartz’s office every Wednesday afternoon,” said Hova. “As I’ve mentioned in the past, ‘a bitch ain’t one’ of my 99 problems.”

Ricky Martin was reportedly miffed by the lack of buzz surrounding his coming out announcement nearly two years ago, but says he’s finally getting his due.

The Latin performer just topped the 2011 Most Googled Gays list.

“It’s about damn time people start appreciating my gayness,” said the Livin’ la Vida Loca crooner. “I was always jealous of the fact that Lance Bass got the cover of People magazine after making his announcement, but now that bitch isn’t even in the Google Top 10!”

Martin is vowing to be even gayer in 2012.

“Next week, my publicist is sending me back out on tour,” the singer told OMGG.com. “But instead of dancing on stage, I’ll be juggling dildos.”

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth, who just spent their first Christmas together as a married couple, revealed a shocking secret to OMGG.com — THEY MET ONLINE!

“Like a lot of people, I struggled to find a good guy in LA,” explained the Legally Blonde star.  “I decided to give eHarmony a try after seeing a commercial offering a free trial month.”

Toth, a top agent at Creative Artists Agency in Hollywood, says at first he was skeptical of Witherspoon’s profile.  “I’d been duped in the past by an Angelina Jolie imposter.”

But WitheredSpoon69 turned out to be the real Reese, and the couple decided to meet for lunch at an Olive Garden in Manhattan Beach.  Says Toth, “We’ve been inseparable ever since!”