Overweight Pablo Sandoval Needs to Rest Weary Legs After Game 1 Win

Pablo Sandoval hit three home runs in his first three at-bats to lead the San Francisco Giants to an 8-3 win on Wednesday in Game 1 of the World Series.

Team doctor Andrew Brackett said the husky ballplayer was so exhausted he needed to be put on a respirator after the game.

“Pablo’s never been a big fan of exercising,” Brackett told OMGG.com. “Running around the bases three times really took it out of him.”

Moments ago, Sandoval informed the team he’s too tired to start Game 2 tonight, but will consider coming in as a pinch hitter.

“If they decide to use me, I sure as hell won’t be swinging for the fences,” the pudgy third baseman said. “At this point, my body’s one home run away from the 15-day disabled list.”