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After just one week as a starter, Jeremy Lin has led the New York Knicks to a perfect 5-0 record.

“As far as I’m concerned, he’s cemented himself as a first-ballot Hall of Famer,” remarked teammate Carmelo Anthony. “It’ll be interesting to see if he can keep his winning percentage at a hundred percent throughout his career.”

Lin, the first Asian-American starter in NBA history, is averaging 26.8 points and eight assists, with a 58 percent shooting percentage. If he keeps that up for another 26 seasons, the 23-year old Harvard graduate will become basketball’s career leader in all three categories.

“You can’t argue with statistics,” an always-humble Michael Jordan told OMGG.com. “I guess I’ll just have to settle for being the second-greatest player of all time.”

Political pundits are saying Rick Santorum is making a grave error by looking past Oklahoma’s March 6 Republican primary.

Coming off a three-state sweep on Tuesday evening, the overconfident GOP candidate feels it’s “unnecessary” to campaign in the Sooner State, electing instead to start moving his belongings into the White House this morning.

“My husband’s presidency is inevitable,” explained Karen Santorum, “so we swung by our new home to drop off some bath towels and our lucky stack of bibles.”

Unfortunately, the conservative and his family were met at the gate by Secret Service.

“Obama’s goons wouldn’t even let me bring my desktop into the Oval Office,” an angry Santorum told OMGG.com. “Just another prime example of socialism.”

After being out of the news for nearly 10 minutes last week, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi made a startling announcement — she’s bisexual now!

Polizzi admits she’s moved onto ladies by default, as she’s already slept with every remotely-attractive guy on Jersey Shore.

OMGG.com caught up with the Snookster to find out if there’s anyone on the show she considers “off limits.”

“Deena is too nasty, even for me,” said the 4’9″ reality star. “To be honest with you, I wouldn’t touch her with Vinny’s d*ck.”