A photo from Meghan McCain’s Playboy interview found its way online, but our team of celebrity photoshoppers researchers believe it may be fake.
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March 7, 2012
In his wildest dreams, Jionni Lavalle never imagined that impregnating an Oompa Loompa look-a-like would lead to a life of riches.
But now that Lavalle is officially engaged to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her millions, the 24-year-old from East Hanover, New Jersey can officially retire.
The tan, 5’3″ mini-man told OMGG.com he deserves the life he has coming to him.
“I’ve worked really hard for this,” explained Snooki’s fiance. “For the past year and a half, I’ve essentially made love to someone who is the same size, shape and color of a football.”
March 7, 2012
Poor Newt Gingrich.
The one-time favorite for the GOP nomination has become a laughingstock after another poor showing during Super Tuesday.
It’s been a steady decline into anonymity for Gingrich, whose campaign has been plagued by embarrassing gaffes, bad press and a bunch of bitter ex-wives and mistresses.
“Look, I get that I’m perceived as a blowhard,” the former Speaker of the House told OMGG.com. “But I refuse to drop out of the race until somebody, anybody, at least admits I’m a better candidate than Ron Paul.”
March 7, 2012
When Angelina Jolie awkwardly put her right leg on display at the Oscars, she was hoping her husband would notice. Mission accomplished.
The long, stark white appendage is all Brad Pitt can think about anymore.
This morning, the Fight Club star announced he’s taking a break from acting, as he can no longer concentrate on his lines.
“Everywhere I look, all I see are gangly right legs,” Pitt told OMGG.com. “Just last night, I accidentally rubbed cocoa butter on Maddox and stuffed him into a pair of stockings.”
March 6, 2012
Rush Limbaugh, a longtime opponent of government-funded birth control, has finally put his money where his mouth is and helped unveil America’s first abstinence plan that may actually work.
“Rush and I have decided to put partisan politics aside to help save U.S. taxpayers some money,” President Obama proudly announced this afternoon. “On Friday, we will begin to roll out the ‘Limp as Limbaugh’ campaign.”
At high schools and colleges across the country, headshots of the radio host will be distributed to young men and women in an attempt to keep their hormones in check.
Limbaugh, who came under fire for calling birth control advocate Sandra Fluke a “slut” last week, says the program will not only save millions of dollars on subsidized contraceptives, but undoubtedly lead to a decrease in premarital sex and teenage pregnancy.
“This plan already has a proven track record,” the outspoken conservative explained to OMGG.com. “Women tell me all the time that the mere sight of my face has extinguished all of their sexual desires.”
March 8, 2012
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