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After three of her sisters were euthanized, Sarah Jessica Parker had seen enough.

The most powerful horse in showbusiness made a few calls and had the tv series Luck put out of its misery.

SJP, best known for her title role in the film Seabiscuit, was formerly the star of HBO’s Sex and the City, and apparently still has some powerful friends at the network.

“She called Luck a veritable Horsocaust,” said Bill Nelson, HBO’s Chairman and CEO. “When I picked up the phone and heard a series of loud neighs, I knew Sarah was really angry.”

In a recent interview with Vogue, another Hollywood A-lister admitted she has struggled with body issues.

“Do you have any idea what it’s like to step on the scale and see triple digits?” asked the 5’7″ Keira Knightley.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star says her love of food has clearly hurt her career.

“I auditioned for the role of Nina in Black Swan, but they gave the part to that skinny bitch (Natalie) Portman,” Knightley told OMGG.com. “If I ever hope to win an Oscar, I guess I’ll have to stop eating rice cakes on my ‘cheat day’.”

Lindsay Lohan claims she didn’t hit a pedestrian with her Porsche outside an LA nightclub early Wednesday morning, but OMGG.com has an exclusive photo proving otherwise.

“The guy she ran over was a bartender who had refused her service last week,” said an eyewitness. “She actually sped up when she saw him exit the club.”

After she was informed we had a picture of her fleeing the scene, Lohan didn’t seem concerned.

“Yeah, well they had photos of me stealing that necklace, too,” said the confident actress. “I don’t go to prison…I’m Lindsay Lohan, bitch.”