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It’s doubtful Bobby Petrino will be able to resERECT his career this time.

The ex-Arkansas football coach’s affair with 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell has officially been…well…exposed.

The 51-year old pulled a Brett Favre by sending nude photos of himself, aka “sext” messages, to his much-younger mistress using an employer-owned iPhone.

“As you can imagine, I’m really embarrassed of these photos,” the shamed father of four told OMGG.com. “I swear I’m usually much bigger, but I had just finished swimming in a really cold pool.”

There’s no question where Zeddie Little gets his ridiculously photogenic looks.

The 25-year old Internet sensation’s grandfather, seen in this photograph from the battlefield in Hanoi, Vietnam, was known in the early 70s as the “ridiculously photogenic soldier.”

Zeddie says he’s honored to be the descendent of such a good-looking hero.

“Grandpa was so proud of the way he defended this country,” Little told OMGG.com. “But more importantly, he looked amazing doing so.”

Newt Gingrich is in dire straits.

The presidential candidate (haha, yeah right!), who recently bounced a $500 check for the filing fee to get on the Utah primary ballot, has now been caught shoplifting a box of Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookies.

Gingrich told OMGG.com he wasn’t stealing for the thrill, he did so out of necessity.

“I’m broke because no one wants to fundraise for me anymore,” explained the bloated Republican. “Ironically, I’m only running for president so I can get all the free cookies I want!”