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Only drunk drivers have caused more car wrecks in Los Angeles than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs this month.

Cleavage-heavy billboards advertising the actress’ new show, The Client List, have been popping up (and out) all over Southern California, making it nearly impossible for drivers to keep their eyes on the road.

Despite being responsible for over 70 accidents in April (four fatal), area residents can’t seem to agree on whether or not the signs should come down.

“My wife wrote a letter to the mayor demanding they be removed immediately,” said Mark Dimiero, who was struck by a distracted, masturbating motorist on his way to work this morning. “I don’t know, though. I’m still torn.”

As TMZ first reported, Miley Cyrus was taken to the emergency room earlier this week after cutting herself with a kitchen knife.

But the extent of the actress’ injury hadn’t been reported until now.

Cyrus, who has been criticized for getting too skinny since dating Liam Hemsworth, apparently sawed off the arm in an attempt to get her weight into the double digits.

“I’m in a lot of pain, but it was totally worth it,” the 19-year old told OMGG.com. “Liam is so proud of me for finally reaching my goal weight!”

Ever since the hologram of Tupac Shakur performed at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival last weekend, police have been after him.

“He had an outstanding warrant stemming from an unpaid jaywalking ticket in 1997,” explained LAPD officer Damon Paine. “We’re not going to give him special treatment just because he’s a celebrity hologram.”

The rapper’s 3D image used his one phone call to give OMGG.com an exclusive interview.

“There isn’t a prison in the world that can hold me,” the platinum-selling optical illusion told us. “I mean, I can literally just walk through the prison bars at any time.”