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July 1, 2012

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Apple Predicts iPhone 6 Will Be Capable of Time Travel

Steve Jobs Predicts iPhone 6 Will Be Capable of Time Travel

Rumors are swirling about the imminent release of the iPhone 5, which insiders say will feature a redesigned case and wider screen.

But before he passed away, Steve Jobs said he had already finished working on iPhones 6 – 10.

“The iPhone 7 will work as a contraceptive,” the Apple co-founder announced in 2010. “iPhone 9 will likely put an end to childhood obesity.”

OMGG.com reporters caught up with Mac fanboy Graham McCall, who was already camped outside the Beverly Center store in Los Angeles. The 26-year old engineer told us he’s impressed with all the proposed changes, but he dreams of the day when they build an iPhone that actually gets reception in major U.S. cities.

July 1, 2012

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India Irate After Sherlyn Chopra Poses for Playboy

Is Sherlyn a “sure thing”?

The sexiest Bollywood actress of all time recently posed for Playboy, becoming the first Indian covergirl in the magazine’s history.

OMGG.com has a first look at what this pioneer poser might look like in the nude.

June 29, 2012

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Usher Doesn’t Remember Getting Married

Until yesterday, Usher was one of America’s most eligible bachelors.

That was before TMZ revealed that the 33-year old performer is married to a 5’2″ delusional woman he doesn’t recall meeting.

Darshelle Jones-Rakestraw recently reminded the singer that they had exchanged vows after a wild night out in Vegas.

“I blacked out that evening after too many Appletinis at Tao,” Usher told OMGG.com. “That’s the last time I put Justin (Bieber) in charge of ordering the drinks.”

June 29, 2012

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Lakers Offer Pau Gasol to Heat for an Autographed Photo of LeBron

Lakers Offer Pau Gasol to Heat for an Autographed Photo of LeBron

Pau Gasol has won two NBA titles and is a four-time All-Star.

“We’re desperate to get rid of him,” said Lakers head coach Mike Brown. “Our team has no use for a 7-footer who can score and rebound.”

Gasol’s teammates told OMGG.com they can’t wait to say goodbye to the 31-year old Spaniard.

“For starters, his straggly beard kind of freaks me out,” Kobe Bryant explained. “Also, Metta World Peace is pretty sure Pau ate his Golden Retriever.”

June 28, 2012

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Channing Tatum Goes Too Far on the Today Show

Channing Tatum Goes Too Far on the Today Show

Channing Tatum is used to hearing women scream with excitement when he takes off his shirt.

But on the TODAY show Wednesday, the Magic Mike actor received a much colder reception after removing his pants.

The 32-year old told OMGG.com the errant publicity stunt is already hurting his career.

“I was supposed to start filming Kindergarten Cop 2 in July,” Tatum said. “They had to pull the plug, unfortunately, because I’m now a registered sex offender.”