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When Joe “Beds” Madrid took Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson with the second overall pick in his fantasy draft this year, he figured his team was a shoo-in for the playoffs.

But what he failed to realize was that Johnson was just waiting to get drafted by him so he could stop trying.

“Payback’s a bitch,” laughed Johnson, who is clearly still hurt after Madrid called him a “whiner” on the ESPN message boards during his training camp holdout this August.

But after agreeing to a four-year, $53.5 million contract extension, the vengeful Johnson sat back and waited.

“Joey fell right into my trap,” smirked the player known as CJ2K. “I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure he doesn’t make a cent in his league this year. Hell, I’m getting paid regardless.”

Michael Jackson’s friend and trainer, Lou Ferrigno, claims the King of Pop was in great shape before he passed away. That differs from statements made during the Conrad Murray trial that Jackson’s health was deteriorating up until his death.

“MJ was a beast in the gym,” Ferrigno told OMGG.com. “In fact, he was training to be a professional bodybuilder.”

Webcams set up in the 24 Hour Fitness located just outside Neverland Ranch support Ferrigno’s claims.

“Anyone who was close to Michael knew there were only three things he was passionate about,” said close friend and confidant Macaulay Culkin. “Performing his music, powerlifting and carefree 12-year old boys.”

Paramedics were rushed to Ellen DeGeneres’ TV studio Monday after the talk show host fell to the ground holding her heart.

But TMZ is reporting that DeGeneres was actually fine, leaving fans wondering if the whole incident was merely a publicity stunt.

The timing was certainly suspect, as everyone in the studio audience received a free sample of high blood pressure medication Norvasc, a longtime sponsor of Ellen’s show.

Producers admit they were hesitant to call 911 at first, as they had a hard time deciphering the comedienne’s life-threatening arrhythmia from one of her annoying dance routines.