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Police are baffled after discovering a severed head near the Hollywood sign this week, the third one found in the Los Angeles area this month.

“It appears we have a serial killer on our hands,” said LAPD spokesman Carl Chalmers. “As of now, we have no leads except for an orange strand of hair left at the scene.”

Ironically, the severed head belonged to fugitive Dan Law, a suspect in the brutal murder of a young family in the Miami area.

“I hate to say it, but whoever killed this man may have actually done society a favor,” remarked Chalmers.

Hypothetically, Mark Wahlberg is a real American hero.

The talented actor told Men’s Journal that had he been aboard the plane that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11, he would’ve made sure it landed safely.

In an exclusive interview with OMGG.com this morning, the star took it one step further.

“Not sure why SEAL Team Six has been getting all the credit for Osama bin Laden’s death,” said Wahlberg. “I was actually the one who pulled the trigger.”

Is Kardashian matriarch Kris a bigger tart than her tawdry trio of temptresses?

Star magazine is reporting that Khloe doesn’t have the same father as sisters Kim and Kourtney, and thus isn’t a true Kardashian.

“Khloe’s real dad could be any man who visited the Los Angeles area in the late-70s,” admitted Bruce Jenner. “Kris has had more men inside her than the average gay bar.”

Khloe, whose looks indicate she’s likely the spawn of Andre the Giant, is said to be taking the news in stride.

“She’s fine, but I feel duped. I was under the impression I married a Kardashian,” a disappointed Lamar Odom told OMGG.com. “This won’t in any way affect my celebrity status, will it?”