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When the Denver Broncos landed superstar free agent Peyton Manning this offseason, they opted to trade away last year’s fan-favorite, quarterback Tim Tebow.

The move quickly backfired.

The New York Jets signed the pious star and watched their season ticket and jersey sales skyrocket. The Broncos, on the other hand, have alienated fans and struggled to move team merchandise.

“We made a terrible mistake trading that noodle-armed pretty boy,” admitted John Elway, the Broncos’ VP of Football Operations. “As a favor, Commissioner Goodell allowed me to draft him again yesterday. Let’s just call it a do-over.”

Indianapolis’ Luck has run out.

After selecting the former Stanford star with the #1 overall pick tonight, the Colts learned that Andrew Luck would rather retire from football than play for their sh*tty team.

OMGG.com caught up with the quarterback to find out what he’s thinking career-wise, now that he’s done with football.

“Well, the economy isn’t doing so well, so I can’t afford to be too picky,” said Luck. “The way I see it, anything’s better than that dead-end job in Indy.”

Magic Johnson is buying up Los Angeles, one landmark at a time.

The NBA Hall of Famer already owns gyms, movie theaters, coffee shops and oh yeah…the Dodgers, but says he won’t be happy until every square foot of Southern California belongs to him.

Even the economic downturn hasn’t stopped the 6’9″ entrepreneur’s shopping spree.

“He recently made a very generous offer for the Getty Museum and the Griffith Observatory,” announced Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. “Thanks to Magic, California should finally have a balanced budget by June.”

We knew Bobby Petrino was rude…but nude?

The man who quit mid-season as coach of the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons (leaving without even telling his players), has now been fired from his job at the University of Arkansas for having an affair with 25-year old Jessica Dorrell.

Now it’s been revealed that the married father of four had been sending erotic sext messages to his young mistress, and OMGG.com hackers have uncovered some of the disturbing images.

Despite being shamed publicly, Petrino apparently still has some friends in high places.

“Bobby’s a buddy of mine, people need to cut him some slack,” Arkansas-born Bill Clinton told us. “He did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

It’s doubtful Bobby Petrino will be able to resERECT his career this time.

The ex-Arkansas football coach’s affair with 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell has officially been…well…exposed.

The 51-year old pulled a Brett Favre by sending nude photos of himself, aka “sext” messages, to his much-younger mistress using an employer-owned iPhone.

“As you can imagine, I’m really embarrassed of these photos,” the shamed father of four told OMGG.com. “I swear I’m usually much bigger, but I had just finished swimming in a really cold pool.”