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Now that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet, one man is reminding the ladies that there’s still a “silver fox” on CNN.

“Anderson being gay is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me,” Wolf Blitzer told OMGG.com. “It’s meant non-stop poontang around the office!”

Cooper said he’s happy his announcement helped out his fellow journalist.

“CNN is renowned for hiring attractive female interns, and they used to flirt with me quite a bit,” the 45-year old explained. “This morning, I noticed that they’ve all turned their attention to the Wolfman.”

Mitt Romney wants you to know that he’s just as hip as his opponent.

After the website BaracksDubs featured a viral video of President Obama singing Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend, the former Massachusetts Governor took action to prove he’s in touch with America’s youth, as well.

This morning, the 65-year old announced he’ll be joining the boy band One Direction on their upcoming U.S. Tour.

“I’m what the young rascals call ‘rad’,” insisted Romney. “Heck, I even signed up for one of those MySpace accounts the other day!”

After a third misspelling (in less than a week) appeared on Mitt Romney’s personal Facebook page recently, the presidential candidate set out to prove he wasn’t an idiot.

The Republican leader took part in the 2012 Scripps National Spelling Bee this afternoon, facing off against 277 competitors ranging in age from 6 to 15.

Sadly, the 65-year old was eliminated in the first round after being stumped by the word “impoverished.” Despite being provided with the word’s origin, definition and having the moderator use it in a sentence, the former Massachusetts governor was baffled.

After the show, Romney admitted defeat by tweeting: “Congradulations to my oponent, hoping 4 better luck against Oboma!”

An excerpt from Barack Obama’s forthcoming biography found its way online, and new details of the president smoking pot in high school have emerged.

“I once made bong out of a pencil sharpener,” admitted Obama. “And unlike that pretty boy Bill Clinton, I did inhale.”

With Barack Obama: The Story hitting bookstores in June, the president is hoping his past dalliances with marijuana will help attract young voters.

“If re-elected, I’ve got a surprise for the GOP,” the 50-year old told OMGG.com. “I plan on rolling a fat joint with my birth certificate at next year’s State of the Union address.”

Is it just us, or have the Clintons become a lot cooler since leaving the White House?

Nearly a month after the Texts from Hillary meme became so popular it gave the former First Lady “street cred,” Bill has outdone his wife.

The 42nd President of the United States was seen partying with a couple of porn stars at a Monte Carlo casino recently, and one of the photos from that evening has leaked to the press.

In light of her husband’s checkered past, many assumed Hillary would be upset. Not so, she says.

“Once Chelsea moved out, we started attending international swinger parties together,” the Secretary of State told OMGG.com. “Not many people know this, but in that Monaco picture — Al Gore was the one holding the camera.”