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Donald Trump is not a fan of Anthony Weiner.

The bloated billionaire called the former U.S. Representative a “sexual pervert” via twitter yesterday, and advised Weiner’s wife Huma to “drop him.”

If anyone knows a thing or two about treating a lady right it’s Trump, who’s a changed man since his very public extramarital affair with Marla Maples, whom he later married and then divorced for a model in her 20s.

“Unlike that sexual deviant Weiner, I will continue to love and honor my wife until death do us part,” Trump told OMGG.com. “Unless, of course, she gains weight or gets old.”

Mitt Romney is said to be in shock after being booed at an NAACP conference on Wednesday.

“I don’t understand why my speech was so unpopular,” the Republican presidential candidate told OMGG.com. “Is it because I talked about ending Obamacare or because I continuously dropped the n-word?”

Despite the cold reception, the 65-year old Mormon insists he can relate to black voters more than his out-of-touch opponent.

“You can ask any of my maids, I’ve always treated people of color with respect,” Romney told us.”I even listen to their rhyming music…I believe they call it rap.”

Democratic leaders have pounced on Mitt Romney for being the first presidential candidate in history with a Swiss bank account.

Many have called the 65-year old’s decision to keep his money overseas “un-American,” but Romney says it’s actually President Obama whose loyalty lies with Switzerland.

“Barack once told CNN that his favorite sandwich was ‘Turkey and Swiss‘,” the former Massachusetts governor told OMGG.com. “I wouldn’t be surprised if that traitor wore a Swatch in the 80s.”

The Republican wants to make it clear that he doesn’t keeps millions hidden in a tax-haven nation to avoid paying his fair share to Uncle Sam.

“I paid hundreds of dollars in taxes last year alone,” Romney points out. “In fact, the only reason I keep most of my cash in a Swiss bank account is because the ATM fees are lower.”

Chris Rock came under fire for wishing Americans a ‘Happy White Peoples Independence Day‘ via twitter on the Fourth of July.

While President Barack Obama called the comment “offensive” and “over the top,” his political rival actually thanked the comedian for the reminder.

Mitt Romney, who had been busy campaigning in upstate New York that morning, immediately jumped in his private jet and headed to the Hamptons.

“If I didn’t follow Chris Rock’s twitter feed so closely, I would’ve missed my favorite holiday,” the 65-year old Republican told OMGG.com. “Ann and I had a lovely brunch at Woodfield Country Club before joining the Winklevoss twins for some tennis.”

According to Rush Limbaugh, there is no such thing as Global Warming.

“Those hippie Democrats want you to believe the burning of fossil fuels has something to do with this heat,” said the bloated radio talk show host. “Any thinking man will tell you the earth is getting hot because Obama is in charge.”

Despite record temperatures across the US, the sweaty political commentator insists that only a fool would believe science is a factor.

“God is going to keep cranking up the heat unless we get a Republican in office,” Limbaugh told OMGG.com. “By the way, did anyone else notice that it’s gotten even hotter since Anderson Cooper announced he was gay?”