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On Saturday, Quentin Tarantino filed a lawsuit against his neighbor for housing loud, exotic birds. Today, PETA director Joshua Hoyer responded by filing a lawsuit against the director…on behalf of one of the birds.

“My client, a Red-throated Loon is indigenous to Berlin, and Mr. Tarantino has shown extreme bias against Germans in the past.  Anyone doubting these allegations needn’t look any further than Inglourious Basterds.”

When reached for comment, QT told us he doesn’t understand these claims of prejudice.  “Like any rational person, the only Germans I despise are the Nazis and David Hasselhoff.”

Jennifer Aniston traveled to Mexico to introduce her new, self-titled fragrance.

According to the former Friends star, “I wanted to name the scent after me because it is me.   It is everything I am, everything I stand for.”

According to those who received samples at the Mexico City press conference. Jennifer Aniston is “a feminine scent, with notes of tears and failure.”

Experts say an 8.9 magnitude earthquake caused the Tsunami that ripped through Northern Japan, but Charlie Sheen points the finger elsewhere.

“I blame that troll Les Moonves,” the actor noted on his Twitter page.

OMdoubleG reached out to Sheen’s reps, who told us the actor believes that warlocks are causing chaos around the world as a response to Moonves’ decision to fire him from Two and a Half Men.

The CEO of CBS responded to the allegations via a tweet of his own.  According to Moonves: “i <heart> Japan, i have nothing 2 do with this…swear 2 g-d”

After learning that Gallagher collapsed on stage during a performance last night, fellow comedian Carrot Top couldn’t believe it.

“Such shocking news.  Seriously, I had no idea Gallagher was still alive,” said the red-headed mongoloid.

Other 80’s comics have also come out of the woodwork to show their support.  A balding Andrew Dice Clay added, “That’s too frickin’ bad.  Should’ve been Dane Cook.”

Gallagher, somehow famous for wearing suspenders and smashing watermelons with an oversized sledgehammer, is said to be recovering nicely.

Police were called to Charlie Sheen’s home last night after the actor claimed his bodyguard detained a deranged fan on the property.

OMdoubleG caught up with the accused trespasser and learned that the 26-year old was actually a member of Best Buy’s Geek Squad, called to the home weeks prior to set up Sheen’s Twitter page.

“The police got it all wrong,” claims Joel Lindemuth.  “I was simply trying to get away.”