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As TMZ first reported, actor Ryan Gosling broke up a New York City street brawl this afternoon…but not everyone’s happy about it.

“He’s an out-of-control vigilante,” said NYPD officer Keller Wortham.  “We had the situation under control, when out of nowhere that dude from The Notebook jumped in and started throwing punches.”

Gosling, whose rampant steroid use helped him pack on 30 pounds of muscle for the film Crazy, Stupid, Love, says he’s sick of all the violence affecting his city and is taking matters into his own hands.

“He’s quit acting and formed a posse,” Gosling’s girlfriend Emma Stone tells OMGG.  “I think it’s a terrible idea, but at least it keeps him shirtless.”

In an exclusive interview with OMGG, David Bowie admitted this morning that he’s one degree of Kevin Bacon.

Fans of the singer/actor weren’t overwhelmingly surprised by the announcement. In fact, speculation began years ago after Rolling Stone Magazine pointed out that the stars had never been spotted in a room together.

So why come forward now?

“My wives Kyra (Sedgwick) and Iman have been lied to long enough,” explained Bacon/Bowie. “For their sakes, I can’t go on living this double life.”

Just three days after his ex-wife Oksana Grigorieva told a judge that Mel Gibson’s temper traumatized her son, the actor’s short fuse is getting him in trouble again.

OMGG reports that after dining with his attorney at a beach café last night, the Braveheart director’s walk back to his Malibu home took an unexpected turn…when he stepped in a big pile of doggie doo.

Upon learning that the poop likely belonged to Puddles, a four-year old Chihuahua owned by his neighbor, Gibson stormed over to the nearby home and began ranting until police were called to the scene.  Puddles’ owner said that while most of the yelling was unintelligible, his puppy seemed scared and remorseful.

When reached for comment, Mr. Gibson accused Puddles of trying to sabotage his career by being “a stupid little Jew dog.”

On Tuesday, Gerard Depardieu relieved himself in the aisle of an Air France plane after noticing that the restroom was occupied.

“I was under the impression that this was ok if you’re sitting in first class,” explained the Green Card star. “If they have a ‘no urinating in the cabin’ policy, they need to tell you that before you board.”

Fellow actor Jean Reno, who was recently thrown off a Carnival cruise for masturbating on the bow of the ship, agrees.

“It seems like people are just out to get French people these days,” remarked Reno. “I guarantee you that if an American had pissed on the floor of a 747, no one would even say a word.”

68-year old Prinz von Anhalt is desperate to have children, but his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor says she isn’t ready for that kind of responsibility just yet.

“I still want to go backpacking through Europe and maybe follow a Dave Matthews summer tour,” Gabor explained. “I’m just not ready to stop having fun and be a stay-at-home mom.”

Anhalt claims his wife suggested he get a puppy if he’s so lonely, but the 68-year-old says that won’t fill the void.

“I’m hoping by the time she hits 96, her biological clock will start ticking,” said a desperate Prinz. “If not, I’m going to start refusing to wear a condom when we make love.”