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Acting legend Audrina Patridge, who skyrocketed to fame on the MTV hit The Hills, says she’s ready to quit the medium that made her a gossip-magazine staple.

“I’ve accomplished all I can in the world of TV and film,” admitted the 26-year old actress. “It’s time to move on.”

Patridge made the announcement live on Inside the Actors Studio yesterday. She also informed James Lipton that her show Audrina wouldn’t be returning for a sophomore run due to low ratings.

“This is tragic news,” weeped fellow thespian Meryl Streep. “Her talent and poise was an inspiration to all.”

What happened to Gerard Butler? The 300 stud has gone from beefcake to broomstick for a role as a pro surfer in an upcoming film. Only OMGG.com has the shocking before and after photos.

Scottish singer Susan Boyle, who rose to superstardom after singing ‘I Dreamed a Dream’ on the reality TV hit Britain’s Got Talent, is said to be devastated that her cellphone still hasn’t been hacked.

“I just saw the nude photos of Scarlett Johansson that hackers found on her phone yesterday,” said Boyle. “Well they’re pretty tame compared to the ones on my Blackberry.”

In her latest Twitter post, Boyle gave away the password to both her phone and Gmail accounts, but so far no one is biting.

July of 2008 was a very important month in world history.  NASA announced the discovery of water on Mars and leaders of the G8 Summit agreed to cut world greenhouse gas emissions by 50%. But far and away, the most significant event occurred on the 12th of the month, when Angelina Jolie gave birth to Brad Pitt’s twin babies.

People Magazine paid a record $14 million for the exclusive first photos. The offspring of arguably the two best-looking people on the planet had finally arrived!

“We considered making it a national holiday,” revealed then-President George W. Bush.

But when pictures of Vivienne and Knox were finally made public, no one was blown away.

“What the hell?” commented Pitt super-fan Donna Gelton at the time. “They look just like regular kids.”

Nearly three years later, not much has changed.  TV Fashion consultant Tim Gunn recently told Entertainment Tonight, “Knox has weak cheekbones and Vivienne dresses like someone twice her age.”

Brad Pitt is said to be taking the reality of his twins’ so-so looks the hardest.

His assistant told OMGG.com, “Brad has resorted to ‘uglying himself up’ to make Viv and Knox appear more attractive.  But nothing seems to be working, not even that shaggy grey goatee he tried for a while.”

Charlie Sheen has already been replaced on Two and a Half Men, and now producers are in talks to get rid of his painfully unfunny sidekick.

Most would agree that Jon Cryer adds little to the show, but few realize he takes home $550,000 per episode — just over half a million dollars too much, according to studio execs.

Show creator Chuck Lorre told OMGG, “As much as I couldn’t stand Charlie, at least I didn’t want to vomit whenever he delivered a punchline.”

Lorre added, “Aside from Ashton Kutcher, the only cast member who job safe at this point is that little fat kid’s.”