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Police are baffled after discovering a severed head near the Hollywood sign this week, the third one found in the Los Angeles area this month.

“It appears we have a serial killer on our hands,” said LAPD spokesman Carl Chalmers. “As of now, we have no leads except for an orange strand of hair left at the scene.”

Ironically, the severed head belonged to fugitive Dan Law, a suspect in the brutal murder of a young family in the Miami area.

“I hate to say it, but whoever killed this man may have actually done society a favor,” remarked Chalmers.

Hypothetically, Mark Wahlberg is a real American hero.

The talented actor told Men’s Journal that had he been aboard the plane that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11, he would’ve made sure it landed safely.

In an exclusive interview with OMGG.com this morning, the star took it one step further.

“Not sure why SEAL Team Six has been getting all the credit for Osama bin Laden’s death,” said Wahlberg. “I was actually the one who pulled the trigger.”

Lily is growing up so too fast.

The once-adorable baby from the hit comedy Modern Family is finally old enough to speak, but fans aren’t happy with what she has to say.

On promos for tonight’s show, the 2-year old can be overheard using the F-word. Even though it’s beeped out, ABC’s phones have been ringing off the hook with complaints from outraged parents.

The network insists the cussing was strictly the out-of-control toddler’s idea.

“Lily usually comes to our read-throughs drunk, I’ve never seen such unprofessionalism in my entire career,” said co-star Ty Burrell. “She’s basically a younger, Asian version of Lindsay Lohan.”

Is Kardashian matriarch Kris a bigger tart than her tawdry trio of temptresses?

Star magazine is reporting that Khloe doesn’t have the same father as sisters Kim and Kourtney, and thus isn’t a true Kardashian.

“Khloe’s real dad could be any man who visited the Los Angeles area in the late-70s,” admitted Bruce Jenner. “Kris has had more men inside her than the average gay bar.”

Khloe, whose looks indicate she’s likely the spawn of Andre the Giant, is said to be taking the news in stride.

“She’s fine, but I feel duped. I was under the impression I married a Kardashian,” a disappointed Lamar Odom told OMGG.com. “This won’t in any way affect my celebrity status, will it?”

At the Golden Globes last night, George Clooney poked fun of Brad Pitt’s knee injury by stealing his cane.

It was just the latest in a series of gags the handsome actors have played on each other over the past year.

The bromance began heating up after the pair spent a week together in Aspen last March. Since then, they’ve been spotted wine tasting in Napa Valley and sharing a thatch-roofed bungalow in Bora Bora.

“It’s cute watching them flirt,” said Marnie Goss, OMGG.com’s resident gaydar-ologist. “In my opinion, Brad is the real reason George has remained a bachelor for so long.”