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Kris Humphries has finally gotten over actress Kim Kardashian.

“You remember how in Cinderella the prince knows he has the right girl because the slipper fits?” the 27-year old asked OMGG.com. “Well I had an old pair of Kim’s ‘Apple Bottom’ jeans, and I’ve finally met a girl who can slide right into them.”

The New Jersey Nets star is reportedly smitten with Myla Sinanaj, whose bodacious booty is being compared to Kardashian’s.

“We’ve even talked about getting married, but I think that’s premature,” Humphries told us. “I’m not sure I’m ready to commit 72 days to her yet.”

After a third misspelling (in less than a week) appeared on Mitt Romney’s personal Facebook page recently, the presidential candidate set out to prove he wasn’t an idiot.

The Republican leader took part in the 2012 Scripps National Spelling Bee this afternoon, facing off against 277 competitors ranging in age from 6 to 15.

Sadly, the 65-year old was eliminated in the first round after being stumped by the word “impoverished.” Despite being provided with the word’s origin, definition and having the moderator use it in a sentence, the former Massachusetts governor was baffled.

After the show, Romney admitted defeat by tweeting: “Congradulations to my oponent, hoping 4 better luck against Oboma!”

If you’ve ever wanted a mother of ten to give you a lap dance, you’re in luck.

Nadya Suleman is coming to a champagne room near you.

OMGG.com caught up with Octomom, who told us that stripping and getting pregnant both require “dedication, commitment and the ability to work a pole.”

The 36-year old debuted her moves last night at Diamond Charlie’s Cabaret, and patron Brandon Farnsworth wasn’t impressed.

“She’s the one who’s always knocked up,” said Farnsworth. “But after watching her dance, somehow I’ve got morning sickness.”

Runaway bride Crystal Harris ran back into the liver-spotted arms of Hugh Hefner last week, and according to their Twitter accounts, the pair couldn’t be happier.

The 26-year old told OMGG.com she couldn’t stand the thought of another woman putting her hands all over the Playboy founder’s money body.

In fact, the former playmate announced she’s even ready to walk down the aisle with her 86-year old boyfriend.

“Hugh understands that there are only two things I won’t tolerate,” Harris told us. “Infidelity and prenups.”

Fans of the old Green Lantern comics were shocked to learn the emerald space cop has been relaunched as an openly homosexual superhero!

“The idea of turning Green Lantern gay came after we watched Ryan Reynolds portray him in the live-action movie,” explained DC Comics writer Stanley Perot.

While some are calling Green Lantern’s outing a cheap ploy to sell more issues, others say it was just a matter of time.

“What do you expect? Superheroes are buff guys who wear spandex and capes,” said Stan Lee, president of Marvel Comics. “I’m surprised TMZ hasn’t caught any of the X-Men coming out of a gay bar yet.”