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Now that Johnny Depp is a single man, he can have any woman women he wants.

Rumors began swirling of a relationship between the actor and his Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard, after reports surfaced of the bi-sexual actress’ breakup.

“Actually, Tasya van Ree and I are still together,” Heard announced this morning. “We’re both dating Johnny!”

Depp told OMGG.com that he’s searching for “inner peace,” and in order to find his zen there needs to be balance in his life.

“I was in a relationship with one woman for the last 14 years,” said the 49-year old actor. “I plan on spending the next year in a relationship with 14 women.”

Val Kilmer is well aware of the fact that he’s put on some weight.

“Look, I might not have Channing Tatum’s body anymore,” the 52-year old told OMGG.com. “But I still think I look pretty good for my age.”

Kilmer, who was recently cast in Magic Mike to play the mentor to a strip club manager (played by Matthew McConaughey), was irate to learn his shirtless scenes had been cut in post-production.

“When he started removing clothing, it looked like he hadn’t eaten anything but carbs since Top Gun,” confessed director Steven Soderbergh. “The big joke on set was that he’d gone from ‘Iceman’ to ‘Riceman’ since the late-80s.”

Where in the world is Justin Bieber? And more importantly, does he even know?

While a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman last week, the stolid singer stunned the studio audience when he made reference to the “Sixteenth Chapel.”

OMGG.com caught up with Selena Gomez recently, who told us she wasn’t surprised by her pop star boyfriend’s latest geographical gaffe.

“While traveling abroad last month, he kept insisting that Europe was a country,” the embarrassed 19-year old told us. “When we got to Cannes, he told me he’d like to see more of the ‘French River Area’ one day.”

Mitt Romney wants you to know that he’s just as hip as his opponent.

After the website BaracksDubs featured a viral video of President Obama singing Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend, the former Massachusetts Governor took action to prove he’s in touch with America’s youth, as well.

This morning, the 65-year old announced he’ll be joining the boy band One Direction on their upcoming U.S. Tour.

“I’m what the young rascals call ‘rad’,” insisted Romney. “Heck, I even signed up for one of those MySpace accounts the other day!”

A few days ago, ESPN reported on a young New Jersey boy who sent $3.36 to Brandon Jacobs in an attempt to keep him a New York Giant.

This morning, an equally touching story crossed the desk of the writing department at OMGG.com.

Seven-year old 49ers fan Adam Cozad emptied his piggy bank and offered Eli Manning $4 to accept a trade to San Francisco this offseason.

“I wasn’t happy about giving up my life savings, but it needed to be done,” explained the first grader. “I’d rather shower with Jerry Sandusky than have Alex Smith as our starter for another season.”