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Donald Trump is not a fan of Anthony Weiner.

The bloated billionaire called the former U.S. Representative a “sexual pervert” via twitter yesterday, and advised Weiner’s wife Huma to “drop him.”

If anyone knows a thing or two about treating a lady right it’s Trump, who’s a changed man since his very public extramarital affair with Marla Maples, whom he later married and then divorced for a model in her 20s.

“Unlike that sexual deviant Weiner, I will continue to love and honor my wife until death do us part,” Trump told OMGG.com. “Unless, of course, she gains weight or gets old.”

Acting legend Russell Crowe, known for his outstanding physique in 1999, is hoping to cash in on the current vampire movie craze.

The 48-year old star announced he’ll be playing Fatula Dracula in an upcoming Warner Bros. film about the most famous vampire of all time.

Industry insiders are scratching their heads at the decision to cast Crowe in a role ordinarily reserved for men who can fit into a cape.

“I know he’s an Oscar winner, but come on!” said New York Times film critic Weston Stewart. “Dude looks like he recently ate the Twilight cast.”

For years, Lance Armstrong has been battling allegations that performance enhancing drugs helped him win the Tour de France a record seven times.

The cycling superstar has finally had enough.

Armstrong recently posed for this year’s ESPN the Magazine Body Issue to prove he’s as puny as ever.

The world’s most prolific biker even filed a lawsuit last Monday hoping to block the United States Anti-Doping Agency from punishing him for steroid violations.

“Whenever an athlete tests positive for PEDs they’re accused of cheating, even if they pinky-swear their innocence,” the 40-year old told OMGG.com. “When are people going to realize that guys like Barry Bonds, Hulk Hogan and myself are the real victims?”

Apple has decided to drop out of an environmental certification program for electronics, essentially flipping Mother Nature the bird.

“Using aluminum components was costing the company an extra 12 cents per laptop,” explained financial analyst Roger Myers. “That’s why the retina displays in their new computers are made from the bones of baby seals.”

The technology giant has become increasingly less environmentally friendly since the passing of former CEO Steve Jobs.

“All the hippies complaining about our new policies can’t afford a $2500 MacBook Pro anyway,” said Apple Senior Vice President William Forsythe. “And let’s be honest…everyone knows recycling is for pussies!”

ESPN the Magazine recently released it’s fourth annual Body Issue, and James Harden couldn’t believe the male athletes they chose to feature.

“Every dude had a waxed chest,” said the basketball star. “I just paged through it and thought I’d picked up a copy of Cosmopolitan by mistake.”

Harden’s Olympic teammate Tyson Chandler agreed with the Thunder star, and emailed OMGG.com a bare-chested photo of his furry friend.

“People are surprised to learn that my face is the least hairy part of my body,” Harden told us. “I’m pretty certain my mom had an affair with Chewbacca at some point.”