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Ron Jeremy might’ve ruined his reputation earlier this week by admitting he’s a fan of Mitt Romney.

“I’m disgusted that Ron would tarnish his name by associating himself with such a lowlife,” said Petra Peaks, star of Lawrence Of A Labia. “I plan on protesting his announcement by never doing another anal scene with him.”

Governor Romney, on the other hand, told OMGG he’s absolutely thrilled to have the aging porn star’s support.

“I’ve seen all 822 of his films, I’m his biggest fan!” Romney said. “As of this moment, I’m officially adding his name to my list of potential vice presidential candidates.”

Sir Paul McCartney is having a hard time grasping the value of a dollar.

The former Beatle reportedly only charged one pound ($1.57) for his Olympic Opening Ceremony performance Friday night, not smart for a man who lost much of his net worth recently in an expensive divorce.

Today, the 70-year old musician took a step in the right direction by firing his financial advisor, Nicolas Cage.

“I used to believe that all you need is love,” McCartney explained to OMGG.com. “But I’m finally starting to realize that a bit of cash doesn’t hurt either.”

Minka Kelly? More like Kinky Kelly!

The 32-year old actress is the latest star to release a sex tape, and OMGG.com is unveiling the first, exclusive fake images from the video.

“We knew it was just a matter of time before photoshopped pics hit the web,” explained Gary Wonderbum, our senior editor. “We wanted to make sure that masturbating teens flooded our site first.”

During the Olympic Opening Ceremony, a random woman in jeans and a red jacket caused a stir by marching alongside flag bearer Sushil Kumar and 40 Indian athletes.

The young lady was later identified as Madhura Nagendra, a grad student from Bangalore who decided to join the festivities on a whim.

The gatecrasher, who was also spotted singing live on stage with Paul McCartney on Friday, told OMGG.com that she almost didn’t come to London for the Summer Games because there weren’t any hotels with vacancies.

“Luckily, everything worked itself out,” said Nagendra. “Security has been so lackadaisical, I just slept at Buckingham Palace last night.”

The Dutch field hockey team’s victory over Latvia recently received the highest tv ratings in the history of the Olympic games.

“People like tuning in to watch us beat uglys,” explained midfielder/Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. “We’re a very intimidating group.”

The team has been so popular, in fact, that Olympic Association chairman Jason Webski promises to hand out all future medals based on looks.

“Trust me, that freak show Michael Phelps won’t win gold in London,” said Webski. “He’s got a decent body, but his teeth are worse than most of the Brits watching him swim.”