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In what Hollywood insiders are calling a “baffling move,” MGM announced plans to re-release the 1995 flop Showgirls in 3D.

After 3D versions of The Nightmare Before Christmas and more recently The Lion King proved successful at the box office, investors lined up to pump $13 million into the new-and-improved Showgirls.

The original film lost over $8 million and was panned by critics, but that hasn’t scared away financiers.

“There’s no gamble as far as I’m concerned,” said Showgirls 3D producer Kami Havluciyan. “If The Lion King can make $80 million, imagine what’ll happen when you replace Simba with Elizabeth Berkley’s 3D tits.”

Stacy Keibler is said to be mortified after finding a list detailing George Clooney’s past (and potentially future) girlfriends at his Italian villa in Lake Como.

“I was snooping through the bedside table while George was in the bathroom,” admitted flavor-of-the-week Keibler. “I found the list inside an envelope marked ‘PRIVATE’.”

The comprehensive index of mates includes names, reason the relationship wouldn’t work long-term, and the years he dated/plans to date them.

OMGG.com has obtained the shocking list, enjoy!:

George Clooney's Little Black Book

It’s no wonder Michael Vick isn’t a fan of dogs. OMGG.com uncovered this picture of the Philadelphia Eagles signal caller being attacked by a vicious pit bull when he was just a toddler.

“That explains a lot,” said ASPCA spokesman Jeorse Lund. “Our organization would like to offer Mr. Vick a sincere apology.”

After reading that Holly Madison took out a $1 million policy on her breasts with Lloyd’s of London insurance company, Heidi Montag decided she, too, needed to protect herself.

“Without my boobs I’m nothing,” explained Heidi, who is under the impression she’s something with the aforementioned breasts.

Unfortunately, the former Hills star is low on dough — The Huffington Post is reporting that she and husband Spencer Pratt are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt — so sadly, Montag was only able to insure the boobs for about $25 each.

“We’re absolutely thrilled to have Heidi’s tits as a client,” said sleazy salesman Thomas Hess of SmallState Insurance in Hawthorne, California. “They’re in good hands, with SmallState.”

Rumors are swirling that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with a 23-year old blonde last weekend, but costar Jon Cryer says the odd behavior began weeks ago, right after Kutcher stepped on the Two and a Half Men set for the first time.

“It’s as though he instantly morphed into Charlie Sheen,” confessed Cryer. “He smokes like a chimney and his trailer is full of escorts.”

Is it possible that there’s a Two and a Half Men curse? John Isbell, Kutcher’s longtime assistant, certainly thinks so.

“He’s been wearing those douchey fedoras a lot, just like Sheen used to,” Isbell told OMGG.com. “I swear to god, if I hear him say ‘winning!’ even once, I’m f#cking quitting.”