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In hindsight, Miranda Kerr feels she probably shouldn’t have participated in last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

“I realize now that I wasn’t runway ready,” Kerr told OMGG.com. “It’s no excuse, but I did just give birth to my daughter four days ago.”

The tubby 28-year-old supermodel sashayed down the catwalk in a $2.5 million diamond-studded bra as her husband, actor Orlando Bloom, watched in horror from the front row.

“I felt bad for her,” admitted Adriana Lima. “From behind, people were confusing her and (performer) Nicki Minaj all night.”

Forced to file for bankruptcy yesterday, American Airlines announced new cost-cutting initiatives today that should have them back in the red by early 2013.

OMGG.com investigators have uncovered a secret intraoffice memo detailing the fledging airline’s proposed Chapter 11 budget:

Ndamukong Suh announced yesterday that he’ll fight the suspension he received for stepping on a Green Bay Packers player during a Thanksgiving day game.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell wants to teach Suh a lesson by sitting him for two games, a move that would not only leave a huge void in the Detroit Lions’ defense, but cost the star All-Pro defensive tackle nearly $200,000.

Suh told OMGG.com that not only will he fight the suspension, he’ll get revenge by roughing up Goodell’s 11-year old nephew, Henry.

“Skeptics will call me a bully for taking out my anger on a kid,” explained Suh. “Unfortunately, I’d face a lifetime suspension if I beat up the commissioner, so my hands are tied.”

If there’s one thing Kim Kardashian loves, it’s attention.

She created quite a stir after the premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York showed her participating in a nude yoga class.

The 31-year old socialite announced today that she has plans to take it up a notch to boost ratings.

“Now that I’m not married, I can exercise the way I want,” the air-headed entrepreneur told OMGG.com. “I’m going to participate in the world’s first televised yoga orgy next week.”

When Dean McDermott accidentally tweeted a topless photo of his wife Tori Spelling, he was initially devastated.

“Two weeks later, it turned out to be the greatest thing I’ve ever done,” admitted McDermott. “Every time I Google myself there are literally hundreds of new articles about me.”

The actor told OMGG.com that in the future, he plans on exploiting more than just his wife’s body.

“If a pic of Tori’s saggy breasts can make me relevant again, imagine what’ll happen when I tweet a pic of my nutsack,” said the giddy 45-year old.