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A sneak peek of Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in HBO Films’ adaptation of the best-selling book Game Change was released last week.

The four-time Oscar nominee claims she spent countless hours preparing for the part by watching Fox News, praying and steering clear of books.

“People think all the role entails is saying absurd things and being folksy, but there’s a lot more to it than that,” said Moore.  “You also have to throw all common sense and logic out the window.”

Palin told OMGG.com that HBO sent her an advanced copy of the film, but she hasn’t watched it yet.

“It’s not that I’ve been too busy,” exclaimed the dimwitted politician. “Todd and I just can’t figure out how to work the gosh darn DVD player.”

Kim Jong-un, the youngest son of the recently-deceased Kim Jong-il, was today named Chairman of the Central Military Commission, effectively putting him in charge of the overall party leadership.

But long before he ruled every man and woman in North Korea, the chubby-cheeked 28-year old had already captured the hearts of their teenage daughters…thanks to his fashion-forward hair style.

“He so sexy,” said 16-year old Paek Sung-Min. “I’d give anything to run my fingers through that greasy patch of hair resting atop his otherwise bald head.”

The powerful dictator, referred to as ‘East Asia’s Justin Bieber’ by a slew of admirers, says there’s much more to his sex appeal than just a manly mane.

“I’m finally coming into my own as a style icon, so watch out ladies,” Jong-un told OMGG.com. “I recently inherited all of my dad’s skin-tight beige jumpsuits and oversized sunglasses.”

(THE FOLLOWING IS A CELEBRITY-WRITTEN NOTE CONFISCATED BY A MAILMAN ON THE OMGG.COM PAYROLL.  THE RESPONSE LETTER CAN BE FOUND BELOW THE ONE WRITTEN BY SPENCER):

Dear Match.com,

I’ve been trying to meet someone new since Heidi is refusing to go on Relationship Rehab with me to work out our problems. I’ve tried all the conventional dating methods — chat rooms, bars, escort services, underground orgies, etc, but nothing has worked.

A friend recently convinced me to give online courtship a try, claiming he met tons of easy chicks that were looking to party.  I signed up for Lavalife because I saw their ad featuring a beauty in a bikini, and thought to myself, “that’s someone I’d totally bang.”  Unfortunately, the only girls who replied to my ad were either too old, or refused to email a photo (probably fatties).

I’m thinking of giving Match.com a whirl, but wanted to know if there is any sort of “money-back guarantee” if I don’t get laid.  I listed a free profile a while back and got a few winks, but that was probably just because I’m good-looking.

Let me know,

Spencer Pratt

Ever wonder how David Beckham can kick a soccer ball with such pinpoint precision?

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While vacationing in the Dominican Republic this week, paparazzi caught the English footballer working on his accuracy by attempting to hit the tiniest of targets…his wife’s bum.

Victoria, who has come under fire for losing too much weight after giving birth to the couple’s fourth child, was on her knees just three meters away from the soccer stud while he playfully tapped her tush with a corner kick.

“Only a marksman could hit my hiney like David,” Miss Beckham told OMGG.com. “I’m so thin I wear a belt to keep bikini bottoms on.”

All over Great Britain, there has been one question on everyone’s mind this holiday season — what will Kate Middleton get her famous mother-in-law, Queen Elizabeth, for Christmas?

“I mean, what do you get the woman who has everything?” Middleton asked. “In the end, I went with a customized Snuggie. It came down to that or a set of Shake Weights.”

OMGG.com spoke with the Queen, who didn’t seem very appreciative.

“I know it’s the thought that counts,” said Her Majesty. “But I bought that girl a pair of six-carat diamond earrings, and she had the audacity to give me a backwards bathrobe?”