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It stinks to be inked, when you’re Mark Wahlberg.

The 40-year old actor is having his tattoos lasered off, and says he plans to make his children watch the entire removal.

“It’s pretty twisted, considering all the tats feature our kids’ names,” said Rhea Durham, Wahlberg’s wife. “They think it’s a sign that daddy doesn’t love them anymore.”

So what’s the lesson he’s trying to teach?

“Look, I’m still a big fan of body art,” Marky Mark told OMGG.com. “I just like messing with my kids’ heads even more.”

Cane it be true?

Brad Pitt, the once-nimble Fight Club actor, now needs a walking stick just to make it down the red carpet!

Co-star Jonah Hill told OMGG.com it was sad to watch Pitt on the set of Moneyball, where the 48-year old star acted like someone twice his age.

“He made the entire cast and crew take their dinner break with him at 4:30pm, when none of us were hungry yet,” confessed Hill. “He’s actually the reason I lost so much weight.”

Justin Bieber is the Lord and Savior — of his left calf.

The Canadian heartthrob was recently spotted roaming the streets of Los Angeles with a large visage of Jesus on his lower left leg.

While fans are calling the tat a touching tribute from a pious popstar, Bieber’s girlfriend says there’s an ulterior motive.

“Justin is hoping it takes away attention from his scrawny, little legs,” Selena Gomez told OMGG.com. “He started wearing anklets earlier this year for the same reason.”

Demi Moore has a new man boy in her life.

Meet 23-year old model Blake Corl-Baietti, Moore’s post-Kutcher rebound.

Despite being 25 years older than her new guy, the actress says she isn’t worried about him cheating on her with a younger woman the way Ashton did.

“He respects me as a person and is far too loyal,” said Moore. “Besides, I’m 99% sure he’s gay.”

Betty White turned 90 on Sunday, but friends say the actress refuses to come to grips with the fact that she’s old.

Rumors were circulating that the Golden Girl got breast implants before hosting Saturday Night Live in 2010, and on Monday she was spotted chugging beers in Cancun with her 28-year old boyfriend, Ramon.

“I’m concerned with what I saw the last time we met for dinner,” said longtime friend Clint Eastwood. “A woman her age should not be skateboarding.”

White says she’s fine, and insists she’s just trying to have a good time.

“I wish everyone would just shut the f#ck up and let me party,” White tweeted this morning.