Drunk Joe Namath Attempts to Take Tim Tebow’s Virginity

Joe Namath has always been a player, on and off the field.

The former New York Jets quarterback, who once got drunk and tried to kiss ESPN sideline reporter Suzy Kolber during a Monday Night Football game, now has a new target.

Newly signed Jets gunslinger Tim Tebow.

“The kid’s arm is so weak he couldn’t throw a party,” slurred a boozy Broadway Joe when asked about Tebow. “But damn, have you seen him with his shirt off?”