Former President George W. Bush threw out the ceremonial first pitch in the World Series last night, and reports say he was saddened to learn that he wouldn’t be the starting pitcher.
“My arm felt great, I could’ve gone at least six innings,” said the former president.
Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington was sent out of the dugout to explain to Bush that he wasn’t actually playing in the game.
“He wasn’t happy after I broke the news,” Washington told OMGG.com. “He called me a terrible ‘decider’ and demanded I trade him to another team.”
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October 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Anyone else read the reply from Bush in his voice?