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When it comes to picking a candidate to square off against Barack Obama in this year’s presidential election, Republicans have a tough decision to make.

Rich Mormon or fat philanderer?

Last week, Marianne Gingrich revealed that she, too, was forced to make a tough choice back in 1999. Get divorced, or allow her husband to continue to make love to his much-younger mistress.

The leading GOP candidate’s ex-wife told The Washington Post that ten years later, she regrets the decision she made that day.

“It’s like Newt used to say, family values are only for poor people and gays,” she told OMGG.com. “How could I realistically expect someone that beautiful to be monogamous?”

Billy Cundiff has a good excuse for missing the game-tying field goal in the AFC Championship game on Sunday.

He was hammered.

The Baltimore Ravens kicker says he usually has a few sips of tequila to “calm his nerves” before each attempt, but lost track of how much he drank before the biggest field goal try of his career.

After the kick sailed wide left, the boozy Cundiff angered his teammates by raising his arms in celebration.

“In my defense, I was seeing double,” explained the kicker. “The ball sailed right through the goalpost I was aiming for.”

Kevin Federline has taken his thighs of thunder down under.

Britney Spears’ ex is now a cast member on the Australian weight-loss reality program Excess Baggage.

Yesterday, the formerly-fit backup dancer collapsed during a running challenge after complaining of chest pains.

“Thank you to all my fans for their well-wishes,” said a recovering K-Fed. “I have read both of your emails.”