Gisele Bündchen likes a winner.
When the former Victoria’s Secret Angel began dating Tom Brady in 2006, he had just won three out of four Super Bowls, having been named MVP in two of them.
Brady returned to football’s biggest stage in 2008, but his Patriots lost to Eli Manning’s New York Giants, 17-14.
“Tom may be far superior looks-wise, but I don’t date losers,” Bündchen told OMGG.com. “Sunday’s winner is bringing home a supermodel along with the Lombardi Trophy.”
February 1, 2012
McDonald’s announced this week that it will cease using “pink slime” in its hamburger recipe.
“This is terrible news,” said Mickey-D’s regular Jill Teeples. “That pink goo was my main source of protein.”
An endless supply of the mysterious slime was first discovered in a Manchester, New Jersey landfill in the late-80s. Former McDonald’s CEO Oliver Sehulster noticed a family of possums feasting on it, and before long it became the key ingredient in the Golden Arches’ burgers and chicken nuggets.
“I think we can all agree the pink stuff is delicious,” an FDA spokesperson told OMGG.com. “I just wish someone was able to identify it.”
February 1, 2012
Elton John and Madonna do not like each other.
The Rocketman trashed the Material Girl yesterday, telling her he hopes she lip-syncs well during her Super Bowl performance Sunday.
Elton has despised Madonna since the Golden Globes, when her crappy song Masterpiece won “Best Original Song” over some unlistenable ballad that Elton wrote.
OMGG.com caught up with New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning to see whose side he’s taking in this ongoing fight.
“I was born in 1981,” said Manning. “By the time I was old enough to listen to music, both of those a-holes were washed up.”
February 1, 2012
OMGG.com photographers snapped this photo of Los Angeles Clippers star Blake Griffin posterizing Kendrick Perkins this week.
Many are calling it the greatest dunk of all-time. What do you think?
January 31, 2012
Now that his model ex-girlfriend has fallen for a bad boy, George Clooney is doing everything in his power to win her back.
Since learning that Elisabetta Canalis is dating Jackass‘ Steve-O, the A-list actor has been performing various dangerous, self-injuring stunts and pranks in an attempt to prove he’s just as reckless as her new man.
As expected, Clooney’s new girlfriend is none too pleased by her man’s displays of affection for Elisabetta.
“I walked in on George tasering his own genitals last night,” Stacy Keibler told OMGG.com. “I wish he’d do romantic stuff like that for me.”
February 1, 2012
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