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Following the success of The Social Network, Director Adam Cozad was certain he’d have a hit on his hands with Online Friends, a film about Myspace’s inception. Unfortunately, much like the site itself, no one gave a sh#t about the movie.

While Facebook’s value has been assessed at close to $100 billion since filing an initial public offering last week, industry insiders estimated rival Myspace’s worth to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $75 – $80.

Myspace founder Tom Anderson, who filed for bankruptcy just four months after Facebook became popular in 2007, reached out to OMGG.com for his first interview in over a year.

“I’ll be back on top soon, I once had over 200 million default friends,” reminisced Anderson, from his modest two-bedroom home in Amberg, Wisconsin. “Oh, and one more thing…Zuckerberg can suck it!”

Gisele Bundchen threw Tom Brady’s teammates under the bus following the Giants’ 21-17 upset of the Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI, saying she felt her husband got no support in the game.

“I’m taking it upon myself to teach his teammates how to play in the NFL,” the Brazilian supermodel told OMGG.com. “I went through some drills with BenJarvus Green-Ellis this morning, and he was really struggling with his ball control.”

Head coach Bill Belichick rolled his eyes when informed of Gisele’s plan to train his players, but not everyone was so quick to dismiss the 5’11″ beauty.

“She has worked hard to become the most successful professional in her field, and I think that translates to the football world,” Patriots team owner Robert Kraft said. “I’ve decided to bring her in as our new offensive coordinator next year.”