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February 27, 2012

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After Winning Another Oscar, Meryl Streep Getting Cocky

Meryl Streep is the most prolific actress of her generation. But is she also the most arrogant?

“There’s no question I’m the greatest of all-time,” the 62-year old entertainer boasted during her Oscars acceptance speech last night. “I can act circles around any motherf#cker in this room!”

Streep, who has been nominated for a record 17 Academy Awards, admitted that the novelty of critical acclaim has completely worn off.

“As a matter of fact, I accidentally left the statuette at the Vanity Fair afterparty last night and never went back for it,” confessed the star of The Iron Lady. “I decided it wasn’t worth it, I know I’ll just win another one next year.”

February 27, 2012

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Jennifer Lopez Blames Oscars Wardrobe Malfunction on Casper Smart

J.Lo Blames Wardrobe Malfunction on Casper Smart

Quick, somebody nominate Jennifer Lopez for Breast Actress!

Last night, the 42-year old wore a dress with a plunging neckline to the Academy Awards that some say revealed too much of Jenny’s jugs.

The American Idol host was quick to blame the nip slip on her much-younger boyfriend, Casper Smart.

“If I had known the dress was so low-cut, I would’ve worn something more conservative,” J.Lo told OMGG.com. “Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to try it on before the show because I was scrambling to find Casper a babysitter.”

February 24, 2012

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Jeremy Lin Blames God for His Poor Shooting Night Against the Miami Heat

Jeremy Lin Blames God for His Poor Shooting Night

Last night, Jeremy Lin struggled through arguably the worst game of his career, shooting just 1-11 from the field in a 14-point loss to the Miami Heat.

“When I play well, I happily give all the glory to God,” the Knicks star said in his post-game interview. “That being said, The Almighty needs to shoulder the blame for letting the team down tonight.”

Boyd McDonnell, an evangelical pastor and noted Christian theologian, says he’s sure The Lord is sorry.

“Every now and again, even God makes mistakes,” McDonnell told OMGG.com. “How else could one explain Tim Tebow not winning the Super Bowl or the success of the Kardashian sisters?”

February 23, 2012

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Kate Upton: I’m Single, Open to Dating “Regular” Guys

5 Things Kate Upton Looks For In A Man

Sports Illustrated cover girl Kate Upton told OMGG.com it’s been really hard for her to meet a mate.

The 19-year old claims to be lonely and desperate, complaining that men never pay her any attention.

Things have gotten so bad for the 5’11″ bombshell that she says she’s open to dating short guys, as long as they’re rich nice.

“I’m so depressed that I don’t want to leave my apartment half the time,” the leggy blonde added. “People don’t realize how hard it is for us models to get laid.”

February 23, 2012

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Allen Iverson: No Money, Mo Problems

Iverson Posse Member Refuses to Help Him Out

OMGG.com finally found something Allen Iverson dislikes even more than practice — wealth management.

Against the advice of his financial planner, the 36-year old famously supported a posse of nearly 50 friends for over a decade, and now can’t afford to pay an $860,000 bill from his jeweler.

The former Philadelphia 76ers guard has blown through an estimated $154 million fortune, but claims he never felt like his friends took advantage of him.

“Those same guys are now helping put food on my table,” claims the 2001 NBA MVP. “In fact, just last week I traded my Olympic bronze medal to my boy Lou for an Olive Garden gift card.”