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After taking a closer look, Donald Trump gave post-op, male-born Jenna Talackova clearance to compete in the Miss Canada Universe competition.

“My client was willing to do whatever it took to prove she was now female,” said attorney Gloria Allred. “I’m so thankful Donald took the time out of his busy schedule to confirm.”

The examination outraged many in the transgender community, but Mr. Trump told OMGG.com he did nothing wrong.

“Jenna was strictly abiding by company policy,” explained The Donald. “As a rule, I inspect the genitals of every employee who comes to work for me.”

It didn’t take long for Lindsay Lohan to go from freckle-faced cutie to leathery hoochie.

So did the 25-year old (wait, she’s only 25?!?!) just age poorly, or is her weathered look the result of some botched plastic surgery?

OMGG.com caught up with Lohan, who swears she’s all natural.

“There’s nothing fake about me,” said the suddenly tanned, platinum blonde actress. “Like I’ve said before, I would never do anything that could potentially harm my body.”

Now that she’s pregnant, Snooki feels she deserves some credit.

“People used to tell me I’d never accomplish anything,” said the Jersey Shore star. “But thanks to wine coolers and confusion over how to use birth control, I got knocked up all by myself.”

While she admits she isn’t the smartest woman in the world, Snooki hopes motherhood will finally bring her the respect she deserves.

“All I’m asking is for a little R-E-S-P-E-K-T, or however it’s spelled,” the 24-year old told OMGG.com. “Please remind me to make sure my kid doesn’t drop out of high school like I did.”