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When the Denver Broncos landed superstar free agent Peyton Manning this offseason, they opted to trade away last year’s fan-favorite, quarterback Tim Tebow.

The move quickly backfired.

The New York Jets signed the pious star and watched their season ticket and jersey sales skyrocket. The Broncos, on the other hand, have alienated fans and struggled to move team merchandise.

“We made a terrible mistake trading that noodle-armed pretty boy,” admitted John Elway, the Broncos’ VP of Football Operations. “As a favor, Commissioner Goodell allowed me to draft him again yesterday. Let’s just call it a do-over.”

Indianapolis’ Luck has run out.

After selecting the former Stanford star with the #1 overall pick tonight, the Colts learned that Andrew Luck would rather retire from football than play for their sh*tty team.

OMGG.com caught up with the quarterback to find out what he’s thinking career-wise, now that he’s done with football.

“Well, the economy isn’t doing so well, so I can’t afford to be too picky,” said Luck. “The way I see it, anything’s better than that dead-end job in Indy.”

Barack Obama shocked the world this morning when he announced he won’t seek re-election in November.

The president received such high praise for his appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s “Slow Jam the News” on Wednesday that he has decided to pursue a career in music.

The 50-year old says he’ll begin touring in early 2013 with a backup band that includes Bill Clinton on sax and Joe Biden manning the bongos.

“I worked my butt of as president, and for what — a 50% approval rating?” Obama explained to OMGG.com. “It’s time for a career change, mon.”