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October 24, 2011

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Limbaugh: “Vote ‘No’ on McRib”

Limbaugh: “Vote ‘No’ on McRib”

Through November 14th, McDonald’s will be selling the legendary McRib sandwich at all U.S. locations for a limited time — and not everyone is happy about it.  Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh says the timing of the sandwich’s release is suspect.

“It’s clear that the liberal scum at McDonald’s are making the McRib available during the Republican debates because they want to distract voters,” explained the bloated conservative commentator.  “To sell this sandwich now is not only anti-Christian, it’s anti-American.”

GOP candidate and McRib superfan Newt Gingrich agreed with Limbaugh, telling OMGG.com that he’ll be forced to miss the November 12th debate in Spartanburg, South Carolina because there isn’t a participating McDonald’s nearby.

This isn’t the first time the morbidly obese Limbaugh has gone to battle with a sandwich.  In 2008, he famously called the Whopper “Hitler’s Wet Dream” after President Obama was spotted eating at a Burger King.

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October 24, 2011

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Taylor Lautner: Short But Sweet

A photo has surfaced of Taylor Lautner walking the red carpet alongside Liz Hurley in London last week.

While Hurley wowed in a sheer, gold Versace gown, the 5’4″ Twilight actor looked adorable in his all-black Gap Kids suit.

October 21, 2011

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Vince Vaughn Embarrassed By Weight Gain at Swingers Reunion

Vince Vaughn Embarrassed of Weight Gain at Swingers Reunion

Tuesday marked the 15th Anniversary of the film Swingers, and the whole gang got back together to celebrate over beers at the Fremont Hotel & Casino.

Insiders tell OMGG.com that while actors Ron Livingston and Heather Graham looked as amazing as ever, two of the cast members went from “so money” to “so hungry.”

“It’s like going to your high school reunion,” said Vince Vaughn. “Jon (Favreau) and I put on a few pounds in the past decade and a half. What’s the problem?”

Patrick Van Horn, who played Sue in the film, says his co-stars’ weight gain is a bigger deal than Vaughn is letting on. Not only did it put the kibosh on sequel talks — it’s made him realize he can no longer trust his former best friends.

“They left early saying they were running late for a film premiere,” said Van Horn. “Paparazzi spotted them a half hour later at the Bellagio buffet.”

October 21, 2011

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Is Lindsay Lohan Drunk Again? Of Corpse!

Is Lindsay Lohan Drunk Again? Of Corpse!

Lindsay Lohan showed up early for her court-ordered community service at the morgue today. And now the bad news…

At around 9am, Assistant Chief Coroner John P. McIntyre caught the troubled actress chilling olives and bloody mary mix on a tray in the cooler meant for dead bodies.

“It was an honest mistake,” McIntyre told OMGG.com. “Miss Lohan explained she was under the impression it was a bar fridge.”

October 20, 2011

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T-Mobile Spokeswoman Still Devastated by Steve Jobs’ Passing

T-Mobile Spokeswoman Still Devastated by Steve Jobs' Passing

It’s been over two weeks since the world mourned the loss of business magnate and tech visionary Steve Jobs, but T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes is still finding it hard to cope. She’s reportedly been showing up late to personal appearances, often arriving drunk and confrontational.

“We were kindred spirits,” explained the spokeswoman. “Even though I’ve never met Steve, he was my mentor, my best friend.”

T-Mobile VP of Marketing Rachael Langa told OMGG.com that she doesn’t want to sound insensitive, but the company will be forced to replace Foulkes if her attitude doesn’t improve.

“She can eat a d#ck,” snapped Foulkes, when told of Langa’s comment. “Cellphone pioneers like Steve and I share a bond she’ll never understand. Give me time to grieve.”