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A fifth victim stepped forward today, accusing GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain of being a groper.

“He touched me after our debate last weekend,” claimed a quivering Newt Gingrich. “I’ve never felt so violated.”

Cain, who slipped in the polls Monday after being accused of reaching for a woman’s genitals back in 1997, says this latest accusation is just a ploy by Gingrich to garner sympathy votes.

“I want Americans to know that I did not have sexual relations with that man,” Cain told OMGG.com. “I can assure you that if I’m going to sexually harass any of the candidates, it’s going to be Romney.”

After a grueling six-month trial, Conrad Murray was found guilty today in the death of Michael Jackson.

The key piece of evidence was a shocking photo that shows the doctor suffocating the iconic pop star as his pet monkey Bubbles watches in horror.

After seeing the incriminating pic in court, a dejected Dr. Murray hung his head in shame.

“The doctor didn’t realize we had a smoking gun all along,” said a beaming La Toya Jackson after the verdict was read. “We pulled the image off one of Michael’s countless bedroom webcams.”

Although DNA tests proved her baby wasn’t Justin Bieber’s, Mariah Yeater now claims the pop star wants his name put on the child’s birth certificate anyway.

“He keeps telling me he loves me and is ready to be a father,” Yeater told OMGG.com. “Justin is a decent-looking kid, why can’t he just meet someone new and move on?”

Yeater says that if the singer doesn’t stop harrassing her, she’ll be forced to file a restraining order this week.

Representatives for Justin Bieber couldn’t be reached, so at this point we’re forced to assume that everything Ms. Yeater says is true.