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Conrad Hilton hit two parked cars after partying at an LA nightclub recently, but he claims it wasn’t his fault. He says authorities need to point the finger paw at Fido, his pet terrier.

“He was my designated driver that night,” Hilton explained to OMGG.com. “Pardon the pun, but he’s difinately in the doghouse.”

Alcohol and drugs were found in the 17-year old’s car, but Hilton insists those, too, belonged to Fido.

“He’s like such a bad dog,” said Conrad’s older sister, Paris. “Tinkerbell hasn’t even ever smoked pot.”

Jenny McCarthy is tired of hooking up with Hollywood hunks.

The 39-year old actress former Playboy Playmate recently admitted that she’d rather date a “man’s man”, even if he’s bald or has a big nose.

Since the announcement, McCarthy has been inundated with calls from creepy men.

“It’s like my grandmother used to say, looks aren’t what’s important.” McCarthy told OMGG.com. “It makes sense to slum it if the guy is really rich.”

The entertainment world was rocked yesterday by the news of Bachelorette star Ali Fedotowsky’s split from her chosen husband-to-be, Roberto Martinez.

“I think we all remember what we were doing when Roberto proposed to Ali in Bora Bora,” said Johnny Depp via his Bachelorette fansite. “Aside fron the birth of my children, I can’t think of a more important moment in my life.”

OMGG.com spoke with reality TV fan Eminem, who is taking news of this latest A-List breakup particularly hard. 

“First Demi and Ashton, and now this?” cried the rapper.  “Does true love even exist anymore?”