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Justin Bieber has enjoyed fame and fortune beyond his wildest dreams.  But the 17-year old says he’d trade it all for the chance to be young again.

“Life was so much simpler back then,” vented the Canadian pop star.  “My biggest dilemma was whether to play Xbox or PlayStation.”

Before the platinum records, world tours, successful documentary and famous haircut, Bieber was just an average boy. Now he’s the sole source of income for his family, and some say they expect too much from him.

“We don’t work him that hard,” says his mom, Pattie.  “He gets three personal and two sick days every year.”

Sadly, the long hours have taken their toll.

“Oh what I wouldn’t give to turn back the clock to 2006,” the Baby singer told OMGG.com.

Elderly rocker Eddie Van Halen announced this week that his band will begin touring again in 2012.

“There was a nasty rumor that we’d overdosed in the late 90s, but the entire band is still alive,” the legendary guitarist told OMGG.com.

David Lee Roth (aka “Diaper Dave”) says their age won’t keep the band from putting on a great show.

“Alex’s arthritis hardly affects his drumming,” promised the 76-year old frontman. “And thanks to his new wheelchair, even (bassist) Wolfgang is mobile!”

The people of New York think they smell a rat.

Photos of a giant rodent found inside a Bronx Foot Locker store have been spreading across the web all week.

Company reps assured OMGG.com investigators that their shoe stores are safe, and insist the whole thing is just a big misunderstanding.

“I can understand how people would mistakenly believe they spotted a sewer rat in one of our stores,” said Martha Podesta, Foot Locker’s VP of Marketing. “But if you look really closely, you’ll notice it’s actually just (NYC Mayor) Michael Bloomberg out shopping.”