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Elton John just can’t seem to stay out of trouble.

The musician, already embroiled in a nasty fight with Madonna, is now coming under fire for tossing a little person at an official 2012 Golden Globes afterparty.

It occurred inside the famed Circa 55 restaurant, where dwarf Vince Carson was autograph-hunting.

“I’m a big fan of his music, so when I saw him drinking at the bar, I approached,” explained the 4’4″ Carson. “He immediately grabbed my shirt and launched me into the hostess stand.”

Sir Elton blames the incident on one too many Appletinis, and says he has the perfect apology lined up.

“At this year’s Grammy Awards I’ll play him a song I wrote about the incident,” the singer told OMGG.com. “It’s called ‘Mini Rocket Man’.”

On Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is known for dating big, arrogant douchebags. Today the 24-year old announced that in the 2012 presidential election, she’ll endorse one.

“Snooki is the biggest, most amazing tv star in the world. Her support has completely reinvigorated my campaign,” said Donald Trump, who has hinted at running as an independent.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino told OMGG.com he isn’t registered to vote, but if he were, he’d also support The Donald.

“The people of New Jersey can really relate to him,” explained Sorrentino. “He’s loud, obnoxious and has really big hair.”

During Saturday night’s matchup of the two handsomest quarterbacks in the NFL, Tom Brady’s New England Patriots dominated Tim Tebow’s Denver Broncos.

“It just doesn’t make any sense,” said the weak-armed Tebow. “I’m not sure what I did to cause the Lord to turn on me like that.”

Brady, who threw for six touchdowns to Tebow’s zero, admitted he spent the entire week in church while his opponent wasted his time practicing.

“To put it simply, we got out-prayed today,” Broncos safety Brian Dawkins told OMGG.com after the game.