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The winner of this year’s coveted Nobel Peace Prize was announced in Norway this morning, with frontrunner Julian Assange losing to a trio of African women activists.

Assange’s website WikiLeaks had made global contributions to peace by exposing corruption, war crimes and torture — but word is they upset the voting panel by ruining Christmas for children worldwide.

On December 23, 2010, Assange published documents from a North Pole whistle-blower proving that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.

“He made my grandson cry, which is the opposite of what this award stands for,” said Thorbjorn Jagland, a former Norwegian prime minister who heads the Oslo-based Nobel committee that chooses the winner of the $1.5 million prize. “Payback’s a bitch, Assange!”

Sarah Palin announced yesterday that she will not be running for president in 2012 at the request of the Lord.

“I was about to ring Fox News to tell them I was in, when my gosh darn phone was struck by lightening,” explained the Drilla’ from Wasilla.

OMGG.com has learned that Sarah Palin isn’t the first politician The Almighty reached out to this week.

“I spoke to God on Monday morning,” GOP candidate Rick Perry told Fox News. “He said that on the off-chance I win the election, he plans to send a swarm of locusts to Washington, DC.”

Hank Williams Jr, who compared John Boehner playing golf with President Obama to “Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu,” is under fire after being spotted playing 18 holes with Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi yesterday.

“Hank’s brilliant political commentary used to carry as much weight as Toby Keith’s around here,” said Fox and Friends anchor Gretchen Carlson. “I don’t even know what to believe anymore.”

Carlson wasn’t the only one upset after learning of the country star’s hypocritical relationship with a despot. Williams’ song, “Are You Ready?”, which had opened Monday Night Football for the past 20 years, was pulled from last night’s Indianapolis-Tampa Bay game.

Williams told OMGG.com that he doesn’t understand the backlash.

“Muammar is a really a great guy,” said Williams. “It ain’t like he’s a Democrat or nothing.”