OMGG

When U.S. synchronized swimmer Tessa Boehm tore her Achilles tendon Monday, the team assumed they’d have to withdraw from the London Games.

“We’d been training four years, I hated letting my teammates down,” Boehm said. “Luckily, Charlie Sheen stepped in out of nowhere to save the day.”

Despite having no previous experience in the sport, the 46-year old actor assured the ladies he’d help bring home the gold this year.

“The sport involves spinning broads around and spreading their legs,” Sheen told OMGG.com. “The only way we can possibly lose is if Ashton Kutcher is on the German squad.”

In one of the biggest Olympic upsets of all time, Romania’s Sandra Izbasa defeated American gymnast McKayla Maroney in the vault on Monday.

While many are accusing Maroney of exhibiting poor sportsmanship by frowning on the medal stand, OMGG.com captured this shot of Izbasa taunting the 16-year old American.

Ryan Lochte is literally in hot water for his latest actions in London.

The 28-year old recently admitted to relieving himself before all of his big races, essentially turning the Olympic Park Aquatics Center into one giant kiddie pool.

But the handsome swimming star says he’s only taken “one dump” in the pool and that he’s not as bad as some of his U.S. teammates.

“Let’s just say it’s a good thing that water’s chlorinated,” Lochte told OMGG.com. “As we all know by now, Phelps has a habit of masturbating immediately following any race in which he medals.”

Will the 2012 Olympics be remembered for all the the competing…or the tweeting?

While two athletes and one journalist have already been banned from London’s Summer Games for their inflammatory Twitter posts, several others have felt the backlash of typing first and thinking later.

Australian swimmer Emily Seebohm is the latest to face criticism for checking her Twitter page in the middle of the women’s 4x100m medley relay.

“In hindsight, it did cost our team the gold medal,” a disappointed Seebohm told OMGG.com. “But on the other hand, I couldn’t wait to find out why Scott Baio was trending.”

Wang Xiaoli and Yu Yang are outraged at allegations claiming they purposely lost their badminton match on Tuesday.

According to the pair, they were just a little tipsy.

“We’d been playing beer pong all morning at a pub in Trafalgar Square,” insisted Xiaoli. “How come they check us for steroids but refuse to give us breathalyzer tests?”

The world champion pair were expelled from the remainder of the Olympics for throwing the match, despite appealing their case to the IOC.

“Personally, I’m glad they’re gone,” swimmer Ryan Lochte told OMGG.com. “Phelps and I were getting awfully tired of their 3 a.m. booty calls.”