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Mike Huckabee, who recently called Natalie Portman “a bad role model for America” now has a new target – Colin Firth.

The Fox News host claims the Best Actor winner should be ashamed for his role in The King’s Speech.

“It’s not all the stuttering I have a problem with, although that was distracting,” claims Huckabee.  “He played the role of a British monarch, which is downright un-American.”

When informed that Mr. Firth was actually born in England, Huckabee began crying.

Dancing with the Stars’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy is said to be disappointed with producers for pairing him up with Kirstie Alley for the show’s upcoming 12th season.

“I’m arguably the best-looking dancer on the show,” the handsome Ukrainian exclaimed during an exclusive interview with OMdoubleG. “Why would they waste the Playmate on a dude who won’t bang her?”

Maks is referring to Playboy’s Kendra Wilkinson, who has been paired up with Louis van Amstel this season.  Dancing will feature a plethora of beautiful women in 2011, including model Petra Nemcova and actress Chelsea Kane.  “I don’t deserve to be treated this way,” cried Chmerkovskly.

A spokesperson for Kirstie Alley said the actress wanted to comment, unfortunately her mouth was full of carrot cake.

Lindsay Lohan’s career isn’t the only thing that needs rescuing. According to her Twitter page, the 24-year old actress is currently trapped in a Chilean coal mine.

In what many are calling a “desperate move,” the out-of-work star flew to San Jose, Chile on Monday and buried herself in the same mine shaft that over 30 men were recently rescued from.  That story captivated the world, and Lohan is seemingly hoping the media takes notice.

“We were offered an exclusive interview, but the price tag was too high,” said People Magazine Assistant Managing Editor, Anne Higgs.  “We wish her the best of luck in shopping the story.”

Chile’s president, Sebastian Pinera says he is very concerned about the American star’s well-being, and plans to have a rescue team look into the matter “sometime this week.”

In an exclusive interview with OMGG, Jay Leno admits he’s struggled with an eating disorder since taking The Tonight Show reigns back from Conan O’Brien. 

“My assistant is constantly wiping vomit from my chin,” Leno told us.  “It is not something I’m proud of.”

When reached for comment, Mavis Leno seemed genuinely shocked to learn of her husband’s recent struggles.  “His body is so frumpy, I didn’t suspect a thing.  Aren’t bulimics supposed to be skinny?”

Leno says that while his disorder is embarrassing, he’s not the only late night host with issues.  “Craig Ferguson used to have a drinking problem and I’m pretty sure George Lopez is a tranny.”