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Charlie Sheen recently broke a record by gaining 1.1 million Twitter followers in one day. Kathy Griffin turned heads last night by sickening twice as many in an instant.

The 49-year old comedienne tweeted a topless photo of herself to fans, creating backlash never seen before across the Twitterverse.

“Even I threw up in my mouth a little after seeing the picture,” admitted Griffin’s fiancé, Steve Wozniak.

The D-Lister’s photo has since been removed from Twitter for violating the company’s rules against posting “images that are both graphic and vile in nature.”

Elizabeth Taylor’s publicist revealed today that despite the former actress’ recent death, she is engaged to be married for a ninth time this summer.

“I am proud to announce that Taylor’s corpse will tie the knot with former caregiver Johnny Aplington on July 29, 2011.”

Ex-husband Richard Burton said he won’t be in attendance, but was happy for Liz’s cadaver.  “The only thing she loved more than acting was getting married.  She once told me she’d trade her two Oscars for two new husbands if she could.”

The location of the wedding has been kept secret, but the guest list is expected to include close friends Richard Gere and the late Frank Sinatra.

Adrianne Palicki, who’ll star as Wonder Woman in the upcoming NBC TV series, looked less-than-thrilled as she donned her costume for the first time this week.

“I feel like an ice-skating prostitute,” commented Palicki, who didn’t look comfortable in her caked-on makeup, shiny blue stretch pants and whorish, low-cut red top.

The outfit, conceptualized by famed fetishwear designer Nikki Nitro, will be complimented with a whip instead of the lasso made famous by actress Lynda Carter.

One of Tyler Perry’s writers is still in shock after his SUV exploded earlier this week.

Brian Ronalds says he has no idea who would want him dead, but admits he receives over 300 pieces of hate mail daily.

“Most of the letters are from people begging me to stop my boss from producing unfunny films,” said the scribe.

OMdoubleG tried to reach Tyler Perry for comment, but his assistant told us he was busy taking a money bath.

Michael Lohan, attempting to stay relevant, was arrested last night in a domestic dispute.

Afraid people would forget about him, the 50-year old allegedly smacked his girlfriend and waited patiently as she called both TMZ and the police.

“I’m tired of being referred to as ‘the father of actress Lindsay Lohan’,” said the deadbeat dad.  “Who do I have to beat to get some real attention around here?”